Official media partner ‘Rafa Benitez is considering a sensational swoop for Geordie boy Andy Carroll.’

Wednesday saw The Mirror say Newcastle had signed Kenedy, 3 days later he is sitting on Chelsea’s bench…

If things are ran in a certain way at Newcastle United, for better or for worse, you can be sure that it has Mike Ashley approval.

Good to see that Newcastle United media partner, The Mirror, are putting such effort into their coverage of the club with these comedy classic blunders…

The Mirrow have came up with a Newcastle to Barcelona transfer exclusive in an attempt to beat their Charlie Austin and Saido Berahino one…

Mike Ashley has given an exclusive to The Mirror, to reveal to the world how he is playing Santa this year…albeit in a very small way.

Charlie Austin, Newcastle United, Rolando Aarons and a msytery agent – just another international weekend at St James Park.

A tangled web of deals has been revealed, involving Sports Direct, Newcastle United and the owners of the club’s ‘preferred media partner’, The Mirror.

I know all press write rubbish about transfers but it is ironic that it is NUFC’s ‘preferred media partner’ who are by some distance the worst offenders.

Like some dope getting Charlie Austin on the back of his shirt based on what a journalist says, I find it even more astonishing any would buy a season ticket