Newcastle United have joined some illustrious company. After playing seventeen of the nineteen Premier League clubs, Sunderland have now beaten Stoke City, Crystal Palace and…Newcastle United. Over four months and…

Watch out in the coming hours and days for Newcastle United’s king of spin, Alan Pardew, trying to prove what a great season it has been.

I don’t have great hopes for many points from Newcastle, especially with a shocker of an away record of only one win and five draws, whilst the home matches against Liverpool and Arsenal are going to be tough.

When Alan Shearer was 32 he was leading Newcastle United into the Champions League and knocking goals in away at the likes of Inter Milan, not looking to sign somewhere that clearly Owen will have no interest in going to.

I honestly believe our Champions League fate is in our own hands and you can’t ask for more than that.

Mag columnist Billy Furious woke up one morning and sold his car, rented out the house and didn’t renew his season ticket.

Instead he set off on a world tour in search of the meaning of life and of course, which bar has the Newcastle game on.