The independent voice of Newcastle United since 1988
Get your daily update and weekly newsletter by signing up today!
The face has the appearance of Alan Shearer if he’d had a Spitting Image puppet done of him. There’s a shade of Bobby Davro in there too. Even the hairline is wrong.
A 9ft bronze likeness of the Geordie legend is due by Christmas but where would Alan Shearer like them to stick it?
Newcastle United legend, Jackie Milburn, comes home.
Newcastle United takeover failure produces this serious hangover
‘Newcastle letting Ivan Toney leave, spending £40m Joelinton…hilarious!’ Brentford fans delirious
Steve Bruce challenged on Miguel Almiron
Comical club interview with Jamaal Lascelles
Jamaal Lascelles should have left Newcastle United