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Was this match 22 years ago, the scene of Newcastle United’s greatest ever collapse?
Rafa Benitez has hit on this new strategy but needs to implement it an hour earlier…
After no clue where Southampton players were as they scored 3 goals, appropriate the Newcastle team ran into navigation problems post-match.
Southampton fans: “Newcastle were pretty abysmal though, the way that team has been built is a joke. They have no one who can defend in that team at all.”
A remarkable exclusive claims that Daryk Janmaat actually left St.Mary’s with two separate injuries…
Rafa Benitez: “Character, passion, positive play…that is the very least of what is expected every game, for 90 minutes.”
It is one thing to play like a pillock, as he does consistently, but to laugh about it is unforgivable…
Alan Shearer: “Sir Alex Ferguson admitted he is not surprised at Newcastle’s plight. And let’s face it, we’ve all seen it coming.”
Wijnaldum: “Why not give your best and try to change things? That’s something I don’t understand.”
After 5 minutes, the Newcastle players put on show the ‘ultimate guide on to how to be a Newcastle United player’, it goes as follows…
Newcastle United takeover failure produces this serious hangover
Remarkable story as Allan Saint-Maximin’s friend Florent Indalecio wins Newcastle contract
‘Newcastle letting Ivan Toney leave, spending £40m Joelinton…hilarious!’ Brentford fans delirious
Steve Bruce challenged on Miguel Almiron
Premier League new announcement – Even more shameful and unfair on Pay Per View