It is 24 days ago that Steve McClaren was unveiled to the waiting press at St James Park….

A Newcastle board meeting will take place today and hopefully they won’t run out of time before agenda item marked ‘Signing Players’….

Remember kids, it is Mike Ashley who will decide if Newcastle United are signing players this summer, not those carrying out his orders.

The departing NUFC player Remie Streete, has given Newcastle fans ideas of how to help inject some action into this so far barren transfer window.

Captain Ashley tried to sink us with Cabin Boy Carver steering the ship, there might not be enough buckets to go around and bail us out if….