Who was our star player when you started? Shearer perhaps? Gazza? Beardsley? Or maybe you go as far back as Andy Cole? If you say Cisse then you might as well go straight back to the cartoons.
That wouldn’t stop me wanting Ben Arfa to tear Ashley Cole apart or Cabaye to make ‘Lamps’ look a right idiot in their individual battles, my blood is black & white not red (white and blue).