A ‘Coloccini injury latest’ exclusive on Mike Ashley SD News gave us a laugh.

The latest from the Mike Ashley news service sees Yohan Cabaye linked with yet another club in at least their 4th ‘exclusive’ on him!

The S***** D***** News service has scraped some very deep barrels with its Mike Ashley Newcastle ‘exclusives’ but today’s exclusive unsettling another NUFC player is appalling.

So Mike Ashley’s news organisation ‘has learned’ that Mike Ashley’s football club wants to ditch one of Mike Ashley’s players.

I wonder where they heard that from?

Mike Ashley’s mob go on to say that Krul ‘…would no doubt be tempted to move to a club regularly competing in the Champions League’.