WIth Hulk attracting wages of £1m every three weeks and Demba Ba and Obafemi Martins on £5m a year each, surely a move to China for Cisse and Tiote must be on the cards.

Usain Bolt may not be the answer but surely neither is asking Mitrovic to hold up the ball, while the midfield tries to catch up at every opportunity.

A move to China could still happen for Cheick Tiote and even the likes of Papiss Cisse now he is on his way back to fitness – Mike Ashley would snap their hands off if any decent transfer fee is on offer.

Over in the States, there are claims that both Newcastle and Sunderland are interested in a short-term deal for Seattle Sounders striker Obafemi Martins.

Newcastle United have been linked with a summer move for Anderlecht’s Chancel Mbemba, a player who has 4 birthdays.

Robbie Keane pips Obafemi Martins for top MLS award of most valuable player.

Former Newcastle star Obafemi Martins has been named alongside Thierry Henry in the MLS team of the year.

The three finalists for the award of Major League Soccer’s ‘Most Valuable Player’ award include former Newcastle striker Obafemi Martins.

Bringing you footage of the Len White classic was a bit beyond us but enjoy once again Obafemi Martins’ breathtaking scorcher against Spurs, listen out for the quality commentary as well!

Not realising who he was messing with, the ponytailed centre half attempted to get his hands around Shola’s neck only to realize it was an impossible task.