Nile Ranger is surely the biggest waster ever to play for Newcastle United. Never mind players we have seen who didn’t have the necessary desire and commitment on the pitch,…

Over 60% of Oxford fans wanted Nile Ranger to be signed but after over a month on trial the club have said no thanks.

Karl Robinson deliberates on signing “Hopefully Nile Ranger falls into the morals and personal standards I believe this club should uphold.”

Nile Ranger just wants one more chance: “But I haven’t been in trouble for ages. Southend only got rid of me for lates…”

A reunion for Nile Ranger with Kevin Nolan, Shola Ameobi and Alan Smith, now looks dead in the water.

Two months short of his 27th birthday, Nile Ranger is set to be taken on by yet another club, reuniting with 3 one-time Newcastle team-mates

“Following a meeting with Nile Ranger the Club has today terminated the player’s contract in accordance with the terms of the agreement.”

Nile Ranger never far from trouble and now his own club have banned him from playing because of a ‘disciplinary procedure’.

Phil Brown “His curfew is 7pm until 7am and it doesn’t look like we’ve got the opportunity of playing Nile Ranger.”

Welcomed back by Southend with open arms, Nile Ranger serves less than a third of his prison sentence.