Good to see former Sunderland loan player Nicklas Bendtner has already such an impression at Nottingham Forest!

Newcastle United are reported to be considering a move for striker Bas Dost, a player first linked with a transfer to NUFC back in summer 2012.

Speculation today that Newcastle may ‘snap up’ Nicklas Bendtner is enough to make any United fan break out in a cold sweat!

The man in the mask has evaded justice today but Lee Cattermole has been bailed to appear later this month on five charges of damaging cars.

Well I suppose it gives him something to do while he serves yet another suspension. Going to court I mean, not wrecking cars, hopefully.

As Bendtner and Cattermole are due in court, O’Neill blames Pardew for the negative press coverage and says the wing mirrors went down far too easily!

Maybe Newcastle United will have to produce a DVD they can send down to our rivals and they can show to all players they sign, explaining that they’ll have to live in sunderland unless they can behave like normal people.

Alan Pardew has demanded that Nile Ranger gets his act together as Nicklas Bendtner gains ground in the race for title of ‘Top North East Footballing Tosser’.