Alan Pardew has revealed his latest cunning plan, which will see Newcastle magically transform into a team that no longer gives up once going a goal behind.
Newcastle United next season need a general raising of standards to avoid disaster, otherwise a team of Anita, Williamson and Gouffran will spell disaster.
Newcastle United need a squad of 18 who are good enough to compete in the Premier League but how many of these present players are good enough – vote now.