Papiss Cisse has insisted that he’s never considered leaving Newcastle and that the season starts now on the back of the Hull fightback.

The diary of a Sack Pardew volunteer – Newcastle United v Hull City – just another day in the life of this crazy football club.

Hatem Ben Arfa has revealed he was very touched by the reception he received when returning to St.James’ Park but DOESN’T want to see Alan Pardew sacked.

The Sack Pardew protest group have released a post-match statement following the events at the Hull game on Saturday.

United defender Mike Williamson has been wheeled out by the club and claimed the ‘majority’ of Newcastle fans were fantastic against Hull on Saturday.

Our Newcastle v Hull man of the match award saw two players, Cheick Tiote and Papiss Cisse, absolutely dominate in the poll of fans.

Steve Bruce has given Newcastle fans a back-handed compliment, praising them for helping the team but not for the ‘nonsense’ in the week before the game.

Papiss Cisse was keen to dedicate his goals to big friend Jonas, a player who Cisse says gave love all the time when playing in black and white.

Alan Pardew claims Remy Cabella was the ‘big news in the performance’ on Saturday but sadly the playmaker is still to find form despite fans willing him on.

Confusion reigned around St.James’ Park on Saturday, including many fans who thought they had the Newcastle United golden ticket.