John Carver has thrown a load of oil on the track himself, jumped in the car and driven through it, thus spinning off the track and wrecking the vehicle.
Journalists agreed NUFC are a pantomime and lucky to be a few points clear of relegation but one was still confident a new manager is desperate for the job.
Despite the ongoing shambles since he took the job after Alan Pardew’s departure, John Carver is in line to get the job long-term according to Steve Howey.
Derby County Chief Executive Sam Rush, has denied that any secret deal has been done with Newcastle United for Steve McClaren to switch clubs in the summer.