Let me tell you a little story: it’s the year 2000 and I’m at university in York, which is a decent base for nashing to any away games my meagre…

In the days before loyalty points, Newcastle fans only needed scissors, glue, time and a lot of patience.

“If you pay the fiver they should give you 4 cans when you get on the bus, that would make sure people got on…oh and a bus with a bog and windows that open and that doesn’t take 2 hours both ways”.