The miraculously refilled bladder that only minutes earlier would have had horses clapping with admiration (if they had hands instead of hooves…).

Footage from that game infamously shows quite a few fans leaving the match early, clearly sickened by the non-performance on show…

I wonder if those that left the Etihad on Sunday before the final whistle will have learnt a valuable lesson? Let me take you back…Newcastle United v Bolton Wanderers January 3rd 1983.