You’ll not hear me saying this very often but ‘Well done Sunderland…’

Sunderland Captain John O’Shea confidently asserted that clean sheets equal points, before leading the Mackems to an eight goal humiliation…

Poyet ignored almost all of their new players on Saturday when he relied on the old guard of idiots such as Cattermole and Bardsley, with only three of the fourteen or so summer signings starting the rout at Swansea.