The classic female fans truism is the frequently encountered ‘oh right..you ACTUALLY know what you’re on about?’ look.

With all the still inbred prejudice maybe the reality is that it might only realistically happen if Newcastle were relegated to League Two and therefore pie in the sky in two ways; as Newcastle hopefully will never be relegated to League Two!

Well Alan ‘Caveman’ Pardew, I’m knocking off work early today to have a good session on the drink in Rosie’s, The Newcastle Arms and The Strawberry with a few of the lasses before we go to the match…and for your information, as a special treat I’ve left my non-football supporting boyfriend Jason with a big pile of ironing.