You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy until you read part 2; but for now, welcome to the first part of my Championship preview.
Hull winger Tom Ince is meeting club officials to discuss a potential move this summer, with Sky reporting Newcastle and Derby as the two interested clubs.
Newcastle are considering making an offer to bring Richard Keogh to St James Park according to The Guardian, Keogh having played under McClaren at Derby.
Steve McClaren is free to take up the Newcastle job after his sacking by Derby County, fans wait to see if Mike Ashley takes him now he’s compensation free.