Since the last issue a few things have happened; couldn’t beat West Brom, Swansea, Norwich….then stuff Manchester United!
Plus everything from Hatem Ben Arfa’s Messi impression to all the news and views about the transfer window and coping without Tiote & Demba Ba.
Also, read all our top columnists such as Magpie Moments, In The City, …And Smith Must Score, Sweet Left Foot, and Billy Furious on his round the world tour!