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Supposed Newcastle target Charlie Austin’s future is in the balance but he’s not going to Crystal Palace, if you believe Alan Pardew.

Neil Warnock says Charlie Austin is playing ‘cat and mouse’ with QPR, which could delay any potential transfer.

The future of Charlie Austin is surely at long last coming to a head as Steve McClaren is questioned about him after Arsenal defeat.

Les Ferdinand has added yet another layer to the never ending Charlie Austin transfer saga with his latest comments.

QPR’s desire to hang on to Charlie Austin, was always going to revolve around where they were in the Championship by January..

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Charlie Austin: “If something comes up in January that is right for myself and my family, then I’ll assess the situation with my agent.”

With 144 starts in both Championship and Premier League in the last four and a bit seasons, Charlie Austin has scored an impressive 84 goals.

In reality, the Newcastle United transfers strategy is just buying more tickets in the Euro lottery.