I remember Charles N’Zogbia. He was Sir Bobby Robson’s very last signing before being sacked by Hall and Shepherd. Arriving as an 18 year old and £250,000 paid to Le…

A move to Nantes has broken down for Charles N’Zogbia, the former Newcastle winger said to be facing early retirement due to a heart condition.

New Newcastle signing Mohamed Diame says that Charles N’Zogbia recommended a move to St James Park to him. The former United winger telling Diame what ‘massive club’ Newcastle was and…

Remi Garde: “Charles N’Zogbia is not the worst person I have ever met….”

The Aston Villa v Newcastle treatment room sees industry specialist Ben Dinnery update us on the injury situation ahead of Saturday’s match.

If Ashley has sent JFK in to stir things up and unsettle people, including leading the way to selling players, then he has certainly ticked a lot of boxes.

At least we still have Hat On Ben Afra to hang our…hats on, for the time being at least.

Unless everyone from the managerial team to the people upstairs ‘work tirelessly’ to bring in a striker and central defender then a relegation battle is likely to be on the cards. We will either sink faster than the Titanic into the relegation zone or we can swim to safety.

Vlaar described his move to Villa Park as a, “dream come true”, so we also know he doesn’t speak English very well.

Michael Owen – Club record signing for £16million in the summer of 2005 and I would suggest, pound for pound, possibly Newcastle’s worst ever signing.

If your current aspirations are to finish in the top six of the Premier League, then I will take the current squad of strong backboned players before those petulant Twittering clowns; Barton, N’Zogbia and Ireland, any day of the week.