At 3am on Sunday morning, injured Newcastle star Rolando Aarons is reported to have been one of nine arrested after nightclub fight.

News of Loic Remy arrested again, this time for allegedly drink driving on the day Newcastle were originally due to be playing Everton.

News of Nile Ranger arrested yet again, though at least this time he has given the police in Newcastle a rest.

In what ranks as one you couldn’t even make up, Sunderland forward Stephane Sessegnon has been arrested only a dodgy free-kick away from St.James’ Park.

He may have signed off at Newcastle United but Nile Ranger is making sure he’s no stranger to Newcastle police cells. The 21 year old (EX!!) United player was arrested on suspicion of assault on Wednesday night.

The police have reported that a woman alleges she was sexually assaulted by a ‘Newcastle United Player’ in a hotel on Wednesday night. Police officers attended Ranger’s home in Forest Hall on Thursday night and took him to Wallsend police station where he is still being questioned.

Surely though while the club were legally obliged to keep those wasters on the payroll, you would have thought with Ranger’s record they can dispense with his services.

Nice to see Nile keeping his head down and working his way back towards actually doing what he is paid handsomely for….

When repeatedly questioned about it, Martin O’Neill has said he is happy to have Cattermole as captain, says it all about him as a manager and sunderland as a football club.

Yet again Nile Ranger has been arrested, this time for breaking his bail conditions, is he the thickest player we have ever had?