Stan Collymore has made his Premier League predictions for the coming season and to say they are laughable is a sizeable understatement.

Both French and German media have reported that Newcastle midfielder Mehdi Abeid has been in Germany for talks on a potential move to Fortuna Dusseldorf.

New season: Are three signings, no matter how good, enough to revolutionise a side that came so close to being relegated last season?

Keeping Steven Taylor and Mike Williamson together for the full 90 minutes on Saturday means only one thing…

Fabricio Coloccini is just one of the many problems Steve McClaren has inherited at St James Park…

The Borussia Monchengladbach view on Saturday’s game – the visitors believing Newcastle caused most problems with long balls.

Steve McClaren has said he will pick up to 20 players from his current Newcastle squad to rely on but who would you pick? Vote now.

If you put an infinite number of blind monkeys in a room, with an infinite number of typewriters, for an infinite period of time, eventually one of them…

The number of minutes every Newcastle player has had on the pitch this pre season – only one has had more than Mike Williamson…

Here are 12 questions for Mike Ashley and his Lee Charnley led minions.