There are a lot of conspiracy theories flying around the country in the current climate, with some entering the realms of the dangerously absurd,. So it was a bit of…
Brighton 0 Newcastle 0 – Monday 20 July 6pm What do you write about when there’s nothing to write about? I’m actually starting this match report at half time because if…
Newcastle 1 Tottenham 3 – Wednesday 15 July 6pm Two goals from Harry Kane gave Jose Mourinho a first league win at St James Park, albeit with the stands once…
Watford 2 Newcastle 1 – Saturday 11 July 12.30pm It was hard to get enthusiastic about this game to be honest. With the misery of Wednesday night still fresh in…
There is embarrassing and then there is…embarrassing. Luckily, I only had to travel to my sofa to watch Manchester City 5 Newcastle 0, rather than my usual pointless journey to…
So we enter the final stages of a very strange season with relegation thoughts banished. Given the achievement of the standard annual ambition of Sports Direct FC, it felt nice…
Bournemouth 1 Newcastle 4 – Wednesday 1 July 6pm Newcastle headed home after getting four goals and three points that did more damage to Bournemouth than the thousands of boozed-up…
Quick point before we get onto the FA Cup and Newcastle 0 Manchester City 2: going into this weekend, NUFC’s chances of relegation were something approaching nowt. There are four…
Well, doing a match report normally includes me boring you with a bit about my day, then wittering on about a game that most of you will have seen anyway….
Hands up who thought this was weird? I am assuming mass raising of virtual hands there, because this was undoubtedly the latest in a list of surreal experiences 2020 has…
