The fact Newcastle failed to source a replacement showed us that Graham Carr was more profit than prophet.

“They’re 11 men and just because they’ve got a blue shirt on doesn’t mean they have to win.”

£30million for a winger from Marseille? Now you are talking, someone give Graham Carr a ring.

Newcastle v Sunderland: ‘If you get what you deserve in this world then ‘Big’ Sam Allardyce and Sunderland are a match made in heaven.’

The Mag is collectively reviewing our lack of goals away from home on an ongoing basis and believes playing more people who can score goals will resolve this issue.

Hiddink has just stopped doing stupid things and making stupid comments which has been enough to make them go 11 games unbeaten. For NUFC, Steve McClaren hasn’t stopped doing stupid things and making stupid comments but he has managed to buy a couple of players who have made a difference…

Newcastle v West Brom – Fear the Tony Pulis Walking Dead? Not today. Howay The Lads.

The self-declared brilliance of Newcastle United travelling to Everton, home of some of the best players in Europe…

Those of us who have seen him play before will know that we don’t like him, we don’t like him at all…

Newcastle v West Ham: ‘The signing of Jonjo Shelvey should improve our dead ball play, if you can improve something which doesn’t exist…’