Saturday sees Chelsea welcome Newcastle United to Stamford Bridge.

The home fans will be very definitely welcoming the sight of the Magpies providing the opposition.

Since Papiss Cisse scored those two goals on 2 May 2012, Chelsea have won all five PL home games against Newcastle, scoring 15 goals and conceding only two.

However, it is actually far far worse than that.

In the history of the Premier League era, Newcastle have won only one of 23 league games in West London.

In actual fact, Chelsea haven’t beaten any other PL club more times at home.

Table compiled by official Chelsea site:

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As you  can see, Chelsea have beaten both Newcastle United and Tottenham 16 times each, but have played Spurs on three fewer occasions.

Not many people would bet against Newcastle going clear on Saturday and making  it 17 PL defeats at Stamford Bridge, particularly with Mike Ashley so far denying Rafa Benitez any of the essential reinforcements he needs this month.

Looking back at their record here, Newcastle lost six times in a row before a bit of a ‘golden era’, when they managed two draws and then that Cisse win, before reverting back to this current five match losing run.

With a Premier League record at Stamford Bridge of played 23, Won 1, Drawn 6, Lost 16, I think I would take a draw…



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  • Kenny

    I think Monk has tipped us to win, Perez MOTM & scores the winning goal.
    😂😂

    • Peaky

      I think he’s since been sectioned…

      • Carl Marks

        and has been lined up to replace Charnley

      • Squintytoonarmy

        Hes locked in a room on his computer buying the last 6,000 tickets for Blackburn

  • DeadToiler

    Definitely take a draw!

    • Dave Pattinson

      Defo! Think we can…..can’t we?

    • Whitehurst

      Wishful thinking mate!! Love an optimist…

  • Leicester Mag

    Let’s face aside from Shiney Row raggy rsed rovers most teams like playing us.

    • Carl Marks

      Apparently the Sally Bash over 80s women’s team can’t wait to get through the Parked Bus
      while our forwards try to locate the opposition goal on Google Maps

      • KennyS

        Lol 🤣

    • Kneebotherm8

      Exactly,those were my thoughts as soon as I saw the headline..

    • Whitehurst

      Pretty much sums it up mate!!

  • KennyS

    All betting cancelled until the end of May.

    As for relegation.. well.. you can bet on it!!

    As for Ashley, 2 to 1 on weight gain after his fat holiday.

    • Wezza

      I heard he was 1/10 to have gained weight in his wallet!

  • Carl Marks

    because they won’t have to wait longer than thirty seconds between their goals,while our forwards(?) will be playing their favourite game – Let’s
    See Who Can Have The Least Attempts On Goal

  • Billmag

    Anyone see their game with Spurs, Chelsea are a one man team IMO, Hazard was immense stop him and you have a chance a slim one, but a chance.

    • KennyS

      😂 like stop Perez and they have a chance.

      Perez and Hazard.. it’s like comparing me with Messi.
      On a serious note I think we will do ok against Chelsea and I’ll pray for a win or maybe a draw.
      I’m talking bol#ox again 🤣

      • Billmag

        We can only dream.

      • Whitehurst

        Thank god for the last sentence mate…I was starting to worry about your sanity!!

        • KennyS

          Sarcasm I’m afraid, Perez is probably an average championship player

    • Squintytoonarmy

      Longstaff will have him in his pocket – if not then he needs to get through Hayden

  • Carl Marks

    “I don’t want to go to Chelsea”

    Mr E Costello

  • Peaky

    This lot have got very short memories….where were they pre Abramovic in that shytehole of a ground….now they’re crawling with “celebrity” supporters like that dickheed Lovejoy and Japanese tourists on a Saturday afternoon out with their expensive cameras.

  • Squintytoonarmy

    After Spurs can’t stand this lot. Both used to give it loads off the pitch. Our lot had many a run in. I’d fancy myself now though against Lovejoy and a Tokyo tourist

    • Whitehurst

      🤣🤣🤣 Yeah SB deffo one of the top 5 London destinations for Japanese tourists. I’ve never so many frickin cameras and tripods. Chalk & cheese compared when I used to go in 80’s!! Abbreviating Chelsea to “Chels” makes my blood boil too. But the worst thing is they were the first of many London clubs to start shortening their ground names!! The Bridge, The Lane, The Cottage!! WTF? 🤬 Please shoot me….if SJP gets shortened to The Park!! 💥😵🔫

      • Wor Lass

        Well, it`s been a stroll in the Park for most teams this season!

  • DeadToiler

    HOWAY!!!

  • Carl Marks

    Considering our abysmal and quite frankly embarassing ‘goals scored’ tally and the fact that we have a severe allergy to taking shots at the opposition goal,
    who could blame Rafa if he fielded eleven defenders for every game?
    If I was one of our alleged ‘forwards,
    I would think I was a cheeky bast**d picking up my wages!!
    Being a footballer at NUFC,must be the only job where you get paid the same whether you decide to “put a shift in” or amble about a football pitch looking disinterested for 90 minutes!!
    How many other employers would let an employee get away with that AND pay them thousands of pounds in the process????!!!!!

    • Wor Lass

      Are you putting Rondon in that bracket? The Hoss is pretty useless but from what I see of him (admittedly usually just 30 minute “highlights on Sky or two minutes at the end of MotD) he does at least try.

  • Whitehurst

    I reckon I’ve seen us win once in about 10 visits…and that was way back in the 80’s…when Wor Billy scored one of his rare goals for us! Remember their pitch resembling a beach….and how you were allowed to park cars pitchside!! 😳🤣 One of worst visits was for a League Cup QF….when we actually murdered them for a change. But Eddie Murphy Haaslebaink scored the winner in 90th min…no doubt off his fat backside?! That was during our infamous 30+ game losing sequence against London teams. Great days ehh? 😩

  • Wezza

    Perez hatrick and 0-3 is Monks bet!

    Realistically we have already lost.

  • Mike

    4-0