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Mike Ashley should be thanking us

2 years ago

Yes Rio Ferdinand and Richard Keys, you are spot on, thank you Mike Ashley.

Thanks for making Newcastle United a laughing stock.

Thanks for running wor club on the cheap.

Thanks for ruining the weekends season after season.

Thanks for not giving us something to cheer about.

Thanks for not giving us an escape from our mundane lives.

Thanks for treating wor hallowed ground as a hoarding for ya tatty sports shop.

Really, are you mental Rio or just seeing Newcastle United as an easy target to send your Twitter account wild?

Richard, dear me, a manager buying players out his own wages? I haven’t heard anything as daft since the cockney told us we will get every penny we generate, hahaha.

I really wish I was saying thank you Mike Ashley but howay, really, do you two knackers think we have anything to be thankful for? No, I didn’t think so,

It’s getting to the point when I maybe have to say, if Ashley stays then I go. It breaks my heart that this had even crossed my mind but it’s starting to affect my health and wellbeing.

Like most Geordies I’m a warm welcoming lad who sees the good in all folk, but I’m ashamed to say, hatred is creeping into my life for the greedy get. I’m worried where this hatred may lead me to.

I’m already going into his stores, not to buy owt but shoplifting, if he won’t buy us players at least he can put clothes on the backs of the homeless of Newcastle.

It could have been so different had you just done your job and backed Rafa.

Your retail empire would be flourishing as we would have snapped up your mega sale deals in support of our owner, as you would have been one of us.

In a way I’m prepared to accept relegation after relegation so you get nowt for Newcastle United, just to get you gone, and if you go bust in the process – all the better.

So please Rio and Richard, shut your mouths, we don’t want to hear your thoughts on wor club.

It’s our, not Ashley’s, he should be thanking us.


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