Mike Ashley turned up at the Houses of Parliament on Monday afternoon.

The Newcastle United owner appearing in front of a Select Committee of MPs, where he intended to tell them ‘how to save the high street’.

Otherwise known as, how he should be helped to make even more money whilst trampling over anybody who gets in his way.

What he didn’t expect to see were protesting Newcastle United fans.

The London Magpie Group having people outside waiting to greet him with banners.

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Then also fans inside the building (the public are able to attend Select Committee hearings such as today’s) waiting so as they could go through security at the same time as Mike Ashley.

The NUFC owner refused to answer when asked if Rafa Benitez would be backed in January.

Ashley saying he was not there to talk about that.

Then when asked how much he wanted for NUFC he refused to answer and instead said “Don’t bother me no more.”

As you can see in the photos, Mike Ashley was less than impressed at being challenged about the Newcastle United issues.

You can follow the London Magpie Group on Twitter @LondonMagpies



  • Kenny

    Keep up the pressure on the Rat

  • Peaky

    Well done lads 👏👏👏
    The FatTwat’s arrogance holds no bounds…..bring him down…NOW…

    • Kenny

      Nobody can see you
      😂😂😂

      • Peaky

        I don’t understand ???

        • Kenny

          why have you been blocked

          • JohnnyH

            I can see him ok?

          • Peaky

            Think Kenny has just done me up proper there Johnny after an earlier post this morning….

          • JohnnyH

            He’s too sharp for me then

          • Peaky

            Me too it appears…😂😂

          • Kenny

            😂😂😂

          • Kenny

            👀

          • Peaky

            Don’t think he did now….it’s all been very odd….

    • graham18

      brilliant lets hope so

  • Paul Patterson

    Ar$€hole!!

    • Kenny

      A big one at that

  • Leazes.

    Bother him some more!

    #BoycottWolves

  • Rabid Dog

    Well done lads. His reaction is utterly cringeworthy. I honestly think he is going to majorly mess up in his reactions at some point.

  • Wezza

    Great work! We’re getting to him!

    “‘how to save the high street’.”

    HA! Is that his excuse for pillaging and as the article said trampling over anybody who stands in his way. He doesn’t want to save the high street, he wants to buy a cheap business for say 20M, with 50M worth of stock, flog it and make the profit. Afterwards that business doesn’t matter. Remind anyone of anything close to our hearts?
    What an odious, malevolent disgusting fraud he is. Get out of our club! and Take MONK and your KBA with you. Scum.
    #BoycottWolves
    #AintBlowingOver
    #BanTheTrolls

  • jinkyjimnufc

    Great, great work guys!
    We need his future plans and location details – all of them. with that knowledge you wonderful people can keep the ‘public pressure’ on and maybe, just maybe, he could be ground down – and the further down the better!!!

  • drc74

    mike saves the high street by making half of the uks workforce redundant, with tbe other half on zero hours, then he’ll try and sort the housing problem out as anyone on a zero hour will have a bit of difficulty getting a mortgage, however at least he’ll have more assests to strip, well done lads, fxck off you odious fat cxnt

  • Mrkgw

    ASHLEY OUT!!!

    • porciestreet

      FATBASTADOOT.

      • porciestreet

        Bloody well done the London lads. Keep the faith and the preasure on boys.

  • Superdooperhooper

    Don’t bother me no more? That’s a double negative so he wants to be bothered more! Illiterate rude and charmless as ever

  • Gallowgate Dave

    Great work lads, well done. To all those that say protests don’t work we’ve got to make it as uncomfortable as possible for him to own our club so it’s more bother than it’s worth and even if he doesn’t sell up we should be doing it for our own pride instead of just rolling over and meekly accepting it.

  • Rabid Dog

    Amazing. He can find time to appear for this select committee, but couldn’t find time to appear when parliament wanted to quiz him on his running of SD. You know what the worrying thing is about this?

    1. They are listening to Ashley as though he has some sort of magical insight.
    2. He will only be going to push his own agenda.

  • East Durham Mag

    It’s surprising MoscowSeaton and his cronies didn’t pop out of Fattys @r$e to protect him.

    • Rabid Dog

      Moscow Monk was too busy sukking off Perez

  • BigHairyDog

    Should’ve just planted one on his chin, so much for those claiming he’s surrounded by SAS bodyguards, the man’s that tight he wouldn’t fork out for that.

    • panther

      And they’d have more self respect to protect everything they’ve fought against

  • JohnnyH

    Massive well done lads. Every bit of attention drawn to the fat parasite helps.

  • mactoon

    SPORTS NEGLECT !

    Now that’s clever 😃

    • Peaky

      Longing for the day of SPORTS DEFUNCT…..

    • Cockneytrev

      Very good,,,👏👏👏👏

    • Steven05

      SPORTSNEGLECT is a much better banner than Redirect 👍

  • Peaky

    Funniest thing I’ve read today…..The Ronnie is starting a new Facebook page to keep everyone up to date with the January transfer market…..some times words just fail me….???

    • Kenny

      I said yesterday the the Chron would start with the rumours,
      £25m midfielders, £30m strikers, maybe that`s where Monk works

      • graham18

        the Chron is full of excrement

      • Themoscow72

        Monk works for a homeless charity but he knows Lee Ryder very well. Once gave him a lift back from Tranmere Rovers when he was stuck many moons ago. Also shared many a pint with John Gibson over the years even been in my house for parties.

        • Toon Arnie

          When was this pint – 4.30 during a home game ? Fraud !!

    • Wor Lass

      Which club are they doing it for?

    • KennySamsung

      They are the biggest disappointment in all of this.. they could have shown a lead in this issue of ‘Ashley Out’ yet they chose to let the supporters down every step of the way.

      • Peaky

        Could have and should have taken this regime on many years ago.

        • nufcslf

          Gutless and frightened of being banned fron Shyt Direct Arena. Rseholes.

  • Cockneytrev

    Round of applause to each and everyone of you,,, BRILLAINT…
    ASHLEY OUT,,,
    KEEP UP THE PRESSURE!!!

  • X,WHY,Y MAN.

    Keep up the pressure on him and turn up where ever he goes.

    If he goes to Indo China we want a Geordie jumping out of a bowl of rice at him !

    • Carverlier football

      Who can then get medieval on his ass…

  • deadtrail 74

    “Don’t bother me no more” needs to be the mantra going forward. It shows again just how little it takes to get under his skin. Next time he’s in a bar just through a sticky pint of black current cider over him. No need to punch him and get arrested. You may get a dry cleaning bill mind!! 😀

  • Cockneytrev

    Predictably ,sky announce imminent sale of Newcastle united ,,
    Ashley gets some some hassle and his lap dogs come out with the same shh1t.,,,,

    • deadtrail 74

      How many times has it been up for sale now? Every transfer window.

      • Cockneytrev

        It’s embarrassing,,,,

        • nufcslf

          Yip

  • robbersdog

    Slippery c*nt.

  • DeadToiler

    Who exactly are the London Magpie Group? I’m sure they’re not like the Cockney Mancs and (the majority of them) have connections with Newcastle. However it stikes me as a bit strange that this organisation is seemingly the most vocal but is made of people not from the North East

    • mactoon

      It’s group of Newcastle fans living in and around London who have affiliated themselves to the magpie group.

      • Themoscow72

        Yes layabout frauds do not know any of them. Should get a job and be at the match tonight or Everton on Wednesday.

        • Toon Arnie

          …. and not leave early.

    • graham18

      Not bothered.I’m born and bred Gateshead Monday til Friday .worked 10 years in London but back up here.FCB OUT

    • Carverlier football

      I got the impression that they’re mostly from Newcastle, now living in That London for work (as many people do). Might be misremembering though.

    • Kev Newcastle England

      Maybe there just Toon fans who live in London!!!

    • Jonathan Drape-Comyn

      most are Geordies who have relocated to London

      • DeadToiler

        I’m sure the majority have the best intentions. I just have a slight concern about people from afar speaking on behalf of supporters who live in the area. But let’s hope the campaigns have been successful, though I’ll believe it when it happens.

        • Themoscow72

          Yes do not recognise one from any match. Who are they.

          • Toon Arnie

            You’re too busy leaving early. Double standards fraud.

      • Themoscow72

        Yes eight layabouts who should have been at work. Will they take the day off for the Checkatrade trophy match tonight, Weverton on Wednesday or the Wolves game on Sunday not a chance. A total disgrace to the true fans who booed the hundred protesters last Saturday so well done to them..

        • Toon Arnie

          They booed the protesters then left the game more than 11 minutes early themselves !! Morons supported by a fraud – what a combination.
          Support the team Moscow not Ashley.

  • Leicester Mag

    Club up for sale again. If this is true Fenwick Christmas display will take on a radical new form. What with all the bare @#$es.

  • Steven05

    Ashley gets some bother in that London – Sky announce new news on the sale…

    Don’t ever let anyone tell you he can’t be got at

    And very well done and thank you to the London Magpies

    • Leicester Mag

      whole story a crock of 💩💩

      • nufcslf

        Sadly the real truth.

  • Martin

    Well down lads. Your efforts are really appeciated. This level of attention and hassle will really start piss*ng him off, which has brightened up my day no end.

  • Tweed Mag

    Looks like the pantomime villain is getting his new show on the road. He says he wants to sell before the January window and it is ‘possible’ but he says describing the sale as ‘realistic’ is a bit stong. The only phrase that does give hope is his reaction to the fans who approached him today. Perhaps he has had enough of the hassle and what a Christmas present that would be.

    • Geordiegiants

      Howare do you need to ask?

    • Kneebotherm8

      Where’s he performing this Xmas then?…

  • graham18

    Great work lads keep it up

  • Wor Lass

    Hit the road, Mike
    And don`t bother me no more no more
    Hit the road, Mike
    And don`t bother me no more …

    If only!

    • Mack Edwards

      get them to chant that for home games – 100% unity so as the viewing public can see / hear whats going on

      • Wor Lass

        I think it`s a good one, myself. Short, sharp, to the point and suitably ironic. Easy to learn as well – even Clarko could manage it.

  • 45709

    Sky sports story is interesting. Apparently he wants to sell after advanced talks and our good run recently… also before the January transfer window…. more and more I find myself avoiding football, he’s taken it from me

    • nufcslf

      I’ll second that.

  • Jimmy_toons

    We only need to ask ourselves when was the club not for sale? It is only news when the FCB is in bother, and he don’t want no bother no more. All smoke and mirrors as what sort of business ‘leaks’ information about soon to be takeovers.
    I see the price of bacon is going up.

  • GToon

    Well done everyone who gave him what he deserves.

  • mactoon

    Utter bull but I hope I’m wrong. He always rolls out a story like this before a transfer window to deflect scrutiny on his refusal to back Rafa. This is his last chance to do the decent thing and buy players Rafa wants to try and stop him walking away. Even if we survive this year without funding, next season is going to be a disaster with another yes man manager coming in. My money is on Hughes coming in.

    • nufcslf

      What a f**king nightmare that would be. Hate him as much as Pisdew.

  • Ba ba.

    Well done London mags

  • Geordiegiants

    GET IN LADS!!!!!
    I LOVE YOU BOYS !!!!!!
    I wish our local fans had your tenacity👍

    • phildene

      Couldn’t agree more Geordie!

  • Alreet

    Lather rinse repeat. Does he get bored of generally being disliked country wide. When MPs are on the bandwaggon and no one likes them, you really have to ask yourself mike…… is it time to……. say goodbye. Accept any offers on the table, we arent bothered what you think the new owner will do and how you will get your money.

    Take your greed, your fake ties and your slug trails out of our post code. In fact do the country a favour and leave, no one who knows you wants to know anymore.

  • phildene

    Well done lads-absolutely brilliant that is!

    • Themoscow72

      Eight layabouts with nothing better to do than try harass a man trying to save the high street .Pathetic individuals. Would love to protest outside there house live in a garden shed.

      • Toon Arnie

        You would probably leave that early as well – fraud.

  • Dillon Tovak

    Hopefully he’ll find this really annoying and not worth the hassle.
    Then again, a minor annoyance that brings him millions every year.
    Ashley out!

  • nufcslf

    Well done all of those who were there. Keep the pressure on. Cashley Out!

  • Themoscow72

    Once again Mike Ashley as Michelle Dewberry said on Sky News this morning rang rings round the MP’S and select committee. Told the truth the the High Street is dying on it’s feet due to high rates and online shopping. Suggested a tax for any company with more than 20% online sales. Yes he is not Father Christmas or God and cannot save every store on the high street but he is doing a better job than anyone else. As for the eight lazy layabouts protesting it’s time they got a job or did something useful Will they be at the Checkatrade match tonight. Will they be at Everton on Wednesday. Will they be at Wolves on Sunday. Answers on a post card please. Do not recognise one of them. Would love to stand outside their house protesting that is if they have one.

    • New Durham Mags

      RATTLED !!!
      Dont worry your lying fat hero will still be here in the new year, Its all just a hoax so he doesnt need to do the bare minimum as a football club owner and sign the cheque to help the club move forward. The mans a proven liar, and a money grabbing [email protected] I dont know why you defend him so much ? he would [email protected] you in the wrongun if it meant he could make a few quid.

      • Themoscow72

        If a new owner comes in and does better will be delighted but unless they have serious money could be a lot worse. Look at the mess Sunderland and Boro have been in the last few years. Do not Like Leazes comments about certain fans. Out of our top hundred supporters Peterlee, Hartlepool are well represented. Two of our top twenty supporters are from near Shildon man and wife.

        • New Durham Mags

          I know of the fans you mention and they are people that i look up to when it comes to all things newcastle they’ve been around through it all and still never miss a game. They truely are the hardcore supporters which is why i get annoyed when leazes says that stuff, I think its complete disrespect to them lads who dedicate their life to following newcastle.
          BUT … If you know the same people that tells me that you are a fan of NUFC so whats with this Mike Ashley love in ? surely you can see thats hes no good for the club, take away all the stupid stunts like the renaming etc he is constantly back tracking on his very few statements ! how can any sane NUFC fan trust him to take proper care of the club ? hes liar of the highest order and a hound for the £. its all he cares about. I asked you last week why you like him so much ? and im still baffled.

          • mactoon

            Also bear in mind he told the manager and players during the pizza date that the club won’t be sold until at least the summer, now he says he hopes it is sold by January knowing full well due diligence probably won’t even have taken place by then. What are you supposed to believe?

          • Toon Arnie

            I think he left the forum early and missed your question ? There’s a pattern emerging here with that fraud.

        • Toon Arnie

          Do they still until the final whistle ? Fraud.

    • Toon Arnie

      At least they didn’t leave early like you. Fraud.

  • Albert Stubbins

    The Hateful Eight!! well done lads- keep the pressure on its beginning to have an effect on the Fatman. He is definitely rattled!!