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Michael Owen invites fan questions on Twitter and it doesn’t end well…

2 years ago
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Michael Owen doesn’t learn his lessons.

He has invited fans/people to ask him questions via his Twitter account and it it rarely, if ever, ends well.

Sunday night at 9.08pm, he fell into the same trap once more.

Michael Owen putting this message up:

‘Travelling home from London, wide awake, not done one in ages so let’s do a Q&A my friends.’ (9:08 PM – 30 Dec 2018)

This is just a small selection of the questions fired at him, predictably there were Newcastle fans joining in the fun…

Steven:

‘If you had your time again would you have tried in your last season at Newcastle?’

Johnny Sharples:

‘Car A, traveling 70 mph, leaves Westford heading toward Eastford, 260 miles away. At the same time Car B, traveling 60 mph, leaves Eastford heading toward Westford. Which car runs over the rabbit first?’

The Spectator’s view:

‘Which were you more upset about:

Earning millions at Newcastle United then choosing not to play in crucial games to save the club from relegation because you might not get a contract elsewhere if you were injured?

OR

Running over that rabbit?’

Cu Cu Curtis:

‘Do you feel any guilt or regret for that video of you bullying the young ginger keeper?’

Jon James:

‘Wide awake at 9.10pm on a Sunday. You’re mental mate!!!’

Tom Bridges:

‘Are you the same bloke that does the ‘Boring James Milner’ account?’

Joey:

‘Is it really true that if you don’t score goals you don’t win games?’

Mark Norridge:

‘How long was Emile Heskey in the shower?’

Alex Turner:

‘If Liverpool finish top this season, do you think they’ll win the league?’

Daniel Curwen:

‘What do you think of the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre?’

David Mortemore:

‘Who was hardest, Macho Man Randy Savage or The Ultimate Warrior?’

Neil Thompson:

‘Why did you fake an injury in a must win game for nufc ?’

Christopher Peacock:

Shag, marry, avoid…

– Peter Crouch

– Pam St Clement

– Emile Heskey

GO…’

Fergus Morris:

‘What colour crayons taste the nicest?’

Bernard:

‘Why did you run over the rabbit, Michael?’

Lee Lambert:

‘What’s the maximum price you would pay for beans on toast?’

Brian John O’Hara:

‘Who is a better dancer? Paul Pogba or Justin Bieber?’

East AFC:

‘Will there ever be a boy that can swim faster than a shark?’

Matt Watton:

‘Are you naturally boring Michaelor  did you have to work at it ?’

James Crump:

‘What’s your favourite cathedral?’

Will Clarke:

‘Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball or the size of a watermelon?’

Mathew McQuillan:

‘What’s the best car park in Chester ?’

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