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Everton fans comments ahead of Newcastle United game – The usual ‘friendly’ welcome…

3 years ago

Everton fans were left devastated as Jordan Pickford gifted Liverpool a last minute derby win on Sunday.

I don’t think Goodison Park has been near the top of the list for many/any Newcastle fans to visit in recent times.

Doubt that will change any time soon.

As usual, the Everton fans are welcoming Newcastle with plenty of vitriol.

Also, they seem to be getting a little carried away with themselves, I must have missed the bit when they became the new Barcelona.

Apparently nothing less than a hammering will suffice for most Everton fans. Yes, after spending a fortune they are 10 points ahead of Rafa’s bargain basement spending Newcastle United BUT the blue scousers are already 19 points off the top after 14 matches and even eight points off fifth.

Everton fans comment via their top Grand Old Team message board:

‘I hope we destroy the scruffy, fat, gravy guzzling, horse abusing, shoe waving, shop shouting, topless jawdee nashun, Barca of the North, causing Rafa the gaffer to resign and Ashley to employ BFS on a zero hours contract.’

‘Take it all out on these. Perfect way to get the derby out of the system, smashing some no-marks.’

‘They (Newcastle fans) are only surpassed by Liverpool fans in the being complete and utter weapons stakes. 6-0 to the Ev.’

‘Unless we stuff sides like Newcastle then what’s the point?’

‘Perfect game for Pickford, the horse punching mutants will be looking to get at him whenever they can, which will only help 35k Evertonians to get fully behind the lad.’

‘Really hard to be arsed for this now, nothing less than 4-0 should get this out my system.’

‘Looking forward to this. I need to get yesterday’s game out of my system so a quick match a few days later is ideal. Hopefully we’ll absolutely destroy Newcastle.’

‘Need to put it to bed early. Bigger game vs Watford.’

‘These need dismantling. For a number of reasons.’

‘We put these numpties back into the relegation zone where they belong. 5-0 Everton.’

‘Let’s absolutely smash them. 10-0 and the headlines to read EVER-TEN!’

‘Despite Newcastle being dreadful, can’t see us getting a result.’

‘Perfect game to get Derby out our system we need to be pumping the fsw by at least 3 goals. Anything less than that is a bit underwhelming.’

‘I really expect us to be going in dry on these and smashing them. It’s not about just plucky performances against the bigger teams, we must dominate garbage like these.’

‘For some reason I hate playing them, even though we’re a miles better team. Always seem to be dead tight games as well, but that’s probably just my memory playing tricks on me.

Might be a thing that when I first started supporting us (or knowing that I did/my Dad decided that I needed to be scarred for the rest of my life) Newcastle were actually a good side.’

‘Newcastle are half decent sometimes, but not often and we should win comfortably. Should, I say.’

‘The Skunks will undoubtedly be set up for the 0-0 draw. As usual with rubbish teams, we need an early goal to open them up.’

‘Be angry Everton, don’t mope,just take it out on these Mickey Quinn admirers with everything you have.’

‘We need to smash them, score early, score often.’

‘2-1 to us with Rafa doing a knee slide into the Park End as they pull one back in the 96th minute.’

‘I can’t see Rafa charging across our pitch at full-time tomorrow.’

‘That’s because this small time club will absolutely smash his relegation fodder.’

‘Glad there is a match tomorrow, let’s blow off the last remnants of the weekend and thrash the barcodes.’

‘We better smash these rats everywhere. Lower mid table squad and just lost 3-0 to Wham!’

‘I remember when we played these at home last season there was plenty of banter going on between the Geordies and Pickford during the game.

Given he’s ex-Sunderland I’ve no doubt a few chants await him tonight from their fans reminding him of his blunder on Sunday plus huge cheers from them whenever he catches the ball.’

‘If we can score in the first 20 minutes I reckon it will deflate them big time. That said, they were on an ok run before that, and West Ham can tonk anyone on their day, they beat us comfortably enough at Goodison.’

‘In a way it’s good we have a game so soon.

I’m interested and a bit scared to see the reaction.

I’ll only really accept a 6-0 win.’


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