Newcastle United are currently up for sale according to Mike Ashley.

Indeed, if you believe the NUFC owner, the club has been seriously up for sale throughout this whole past decade.

Sunday morning has brought reports that a Saudi investment company are in the process of preparing a ‘huge bid’ to buy Newcastle United.

The Vavel media organisation cover sport around the World and as a media source they certainly aren’t one of the worst.

On of their journalists, Mootaz Chehade, says that whilst claims of the Saudi Royal family buying Man Utd are rubbish, this isn’t the case with a potential buyer for Newcastle.

The Vavel journalist saying that a bid is set to be made and that Mike Ashley is tempted to do a deal.

Always difficult/impossible to tell what is credible or not in the media, particularly where Mike Ashley is concerned.

This media report is the same as any other, you pay your money and take your chance on believing how credible it is.

As in any deal, you need a willing buyer AND a willing seller.

The control of the majority of Premier League clubs has changed hands in the 11+ years Mike Ashley has owned Newcastle United, so very hard to believe that there would have been no substantial interest in buying NUFC.

The problem has been a willing seller, with Mike Ashley reaping massive benefits from his association with the club, especially the role NUFC has played in giving such massive worldwide coverage/promotion to his retail empire.

With Sports Direct’s share price having crashed by more than 25% in the past three months, partly due to the campaign/protests carried out by Newcastle fans, and with yet another very real threat of a third relegation in these last nine PL seasons under Mike Ashley – due to is failure to allow proper investment in the squad.

You would hope that if indeed there is any market price bid for Newcastle United, whether from Saudi Arabia or wherever, just maybe Ashley will be thinking it is time to take his very final  NUFC payout and run.

It is the hope that kills us.

Mootaz Chehade

“The news about an interest from the Saudi Royal family in buying Manchester United are completely false.

“In other news a Saudi investment company are currently preparing a huge bid to buy Newcastle United.

“Chairman Mike Ashley is tempted to sell.”



  • Dutch

    Here we go again. Please go away. Fake fake fake news.

    • Peaky

      Isn’t there a line from a Kylie song….”We’ve heard it all before,a million times or more”…something like that anyway…??….total bollox…

      • Paul Patterson

        We should be so lucky..

        • Peaky

          🤣😂🤣

      • The Postman

        So much false news “Spinning around”

        • Peaky

          Cheers….those gold hot pants in that video….just “Cant them out of my head”…

          • molend

            Divvent tell me it was the gold hot pants that got ti yi. If it was, aa’ll get yi a pair for Christmas. For mesel’ like it was what was in the hot pants, but then I’m a bit ould fashioned.

          • Peaky

            Definitely what “was in”…😂

          • The Postman

            When it comes to changing owners some might say (not me) “Better the devil you know”

      • molend

        What about Suzie Quatro and Chris Norman ?
        ‘Our love is alive, and so we begin, Foolishly laying our hearts on the table. Stumblin’ in… Wherever you go, whatever you do. You know these reckless thoughts of mine are following you’ . Toon Army to a T

        • Peaky

          My god you’re right there..

  • David2211

    Nope.

  • Danimal

    Well, as we know, he will only sell to someone who can match his own extremely high standards. At the moment, Saudi Arabia should be able to tick that box.

    • Peaky

      Aye Danimal…both couldn’t give a 💩 about human rights…

    • Leazes.

      Murder of journalists… yup, It seems like a downward spiral.

      • Leicester Mag

        You said journalists not sure crayon technicians need worry

  • Leazes.

    You expect the fools at the chronicle to repeat Bishop’s spin but not the Mag…. you ain’t helping the cause mate!

    Today from Mark Douglas’s gang….United for sale and Rogers to replace Rafa…. they just do the clubs work for them don’t they!

  • Wezza

    What paper was this in?
    I’m willing to bet this is MORE KBA PR spin… whatever happened to the Peter Kenyon interest or bid? All quiet now isn’t it, lol.

    • Peaky

      Aye the Kenyon bid did just enough to get through the Keegan book launch..

  • Tino o

    Just waiting for it to be breaking news on sky sports to further confirm its absolute rubbish

    • Dillon Tovak

      That’ll be due on Tuesday, they will get a bit of mileage out of this first.

  • Dillon Tovak

    So Ashley is tempted to sell but a bid hasn’t been made?
    The chronicle reporting Kenyon enquired about price but told to just make a bid.
    This is all such rubbish 😏

    • molend

      Dillon, bonny lad, he hasn’t failed. I was walking yesterday along the banks of the River Bistritsa (ye knaa, the way ye dee) and it struck me that my past criticism of Ashley (or Mike as some prefer to call him) as a poor businessman was wrong. In the last 11 years, Liverpool, for example has gone from strength to strength- as a club. In the same period, what with free advertising, transfers, advertising, season tickets, advertising. T.V money, advertising, parachute money, advertising and kit sales from his tat shops and advertising, he himself has been tremendously successful . He’d have to be daft to sell for anything less than an enormous amount- given that he couldn’t care a shinker’s about the club

  • Steven05

    I’m tired

  • Big Hairy Man

    Best not to spend any money in January then Mike.

    • Paul Patterson

      That’s exactly why these stories are concocted by his PR. A plain glass window would be harder to see through ..

  • GToon

    I don’t mind if they don’t buy our club. I’d prefer it if they treated “Mike the thief and lair” to a bit of Saudi style justice.

    • Dillon Tovak

      Imagine Ashley going there for a meeting and asking for a triple vodka and pint of carling 🗡

      • Paul Patterson

        Attention all fireplaces 😱😱

    • Dave Pattinson

      Mm, maybe a nice bit of dismembering would do the trick….in public.

      • molend

        ‘I’m sorry, Sir Humphrey, but if he’s dismembered, he wouldn’t be able to do the trick’
        ‘Shut up, Bernard’.

    • CaptainCaveman

      Aye we should tell them that fat Mike has turned his back on Islam

  • Polarboy

    Great, from Mike Ashley to a regime who dismember people. Not to worry though, I’m sure Mike will vomit in one of their head scarfs and scupper any such deal. If there wasn’t such a massive issue from a morality aspect, because obviously it’s slightly worse to be run by the Saudi’s than have Wonga on out shirts, then it would likely be very good for the success of the team. The Saudi’s would be using us for a bit of PR and would likely throw ludicrous amounts of money at us. All likely nonsense of course but it is international week so we may as well talk about it.

    • Son of Wilt

      I agree with your morality angle, however, if that where the true template for the Premiership, then the league would have about 3 clubs in it.

      • Polarboy

        I was going to say the Saudi’s are out on their own, and they probably still are slightly, but a quick look at the UAE’s human rights record and it’s clear they aren’t far behind. So yeah Man City fans really shouldn’t be all that proud of their success. We can talk about the damage corporate power, Wall Street etc do, but I’d far rather the club were owned by American interests.

  • Superdooperhooper

    Load of cobblers . Who in their right mind would buy nufc now without insisting on relegation clauses (which ashley won’t accept )? If results don’t pick up over the next five games we could be cut adrift by the time the transfer window opens

    • HarryHype59

      The club seems to suffer ground hog day syndrome. The refusal to budge over relegation clauses stopped the takeover last season. It will be the main barrier in getting rid of the FCB this season. Fatman’s insistence on skimming £20m profit in the last window could see us relegated by Christmas.

  • Hughie

    Can people not read??- the story relates to a Saudi investment company not the regime.

    • Polarboy

      Where do you think the Billions going through that company come from?

  • Hughie

    Black gold man of course!!

  • relaxed

    TFCB has no intentions at all of selling the club
    The vindictive sarcastic barstuard is just playing with us like a cat plays with a mouse before it kills it

  • Son of Wilt

    I expect he’d demand SD outlets in Saudi selling Kappa brand dish dashes and Burkhas

  • Mike

    Santa on his way………….what???? of course he exists. eh?

  • Leicester Mag

    Yet another scoop out of the sess pit of 🐎💩. Keep the plebs happy with another tenuous rumour. 🐖✈

  • Brent Jackson

    i’LL PRAY JUST IN CASE.

  • graham18

    If they are,I hope the feffers hurry up.

  • Rabid Dog

    The same bloke that reckons Citeh are ready to pay £70M for Frenkie de Jong.

  • Disgruntled

    Be careful what you wish for the Saudis are ruthless and not the same as the Abu Dhabi owners of Man City who are more Western friendly.

    • MrShack66

      Agreed.

    • HarryHype59

      Neither are progressive liberal democracies!

    • porciestreet

      Bin Laden was a Saudi..

      • grantham mag

        Think Ashley is his barsteward son.

  • Malcolm Fisher

    I won’t hold my breath

  • Ron

    Well done Jim Robertson at time of writing I’m cooment no 49.

    49 comments on a non story – GET A GRIP – IT’S NOT FOR SALE!

  • JohnCornwell’sHair

    Trust us to get Saudi interest, it’ll be Assad next.

    • Carverlier football

      Makes you wonder if it isn’t more Bishop PR – Saudi interest falls through, and then it’s “aren’t you all relieved you’ve got cuddly Mike Ashley and not that horrible lot…?”

      • MadMag83

        Only Mr Tickle has arms long enough to cuddle ​that fat oaf.

      • porciestreet

        I’ll cuddle the basted, ..roond the throat!

    • Hughie_Gallacher

      It could be from the reincarnated Attila The Hun for all I care. If it’s genuine, I’m up for it.

    • Alreet

      I dont think ppl care. It could be hitlers great grand daughter and it would be a save

  • Carverlier football

    In any football story involving the buying of players or clubs, the magic words “preparing to bid” can usually be translated as “aren’t going to bid because this story is somewhere between speculation and horse dung”. Alleged player sales always makes me laugh – the club is “preparing to make a bid sometime next week” – how long does to take to find the phone number of the selling club? If they were bidding they’d have done it by now…

  • MadMag83

    IF there is even a fragment of truth to this, then prepare to be disappointed anyway. Who in their right mind would pay anywhere near the asking price? Bolton and Wigan are changing hands for a fraction of the price. Yes they are much smaller clubs but so are Watford and Bournemouth, Wigan have even won a cup in this century. Any potential buyer of Newcastle could find themselves in charge of a Championship club in 6 months time.

    • porciestreet

      That doesn’t exactly strike me as a “Huge Bid” as reported.
      Ifor it’s worth having its worth waiting for.
      Give it time…! HWTL.

  • Billmag

    The Saudi’s cut heads off unscrupulous people don’t they, maybe they have fat Mike in mind for the chop.

    • porciestreet

      Chop his head off at the nuts.

    • nufcslf

      Live on telly, the day after he sells it to them with any luck.

  • Angelswithdirtyfaces

    You wouldn’t want to be a journalist in SJP after the Saudis took over

  • BigHairyDog

    FFS somebody give Ashley, Barnes and Bishop a lift to the Saudi embassy in Turkey. Just tell the fat man the Saudi’s are offering £500million if he meets in Turkey.

  • wheyayeman

    Why would anyone get wind of someone preparing to bid? Yep they wouldn’t!

  • Blackburn1066

    Not for sale, Never has been, Never will sell it’s a golden egg to the fat man.

  • glassjawsh-got-banned

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    • Blackburn1066

      False Fat C-nt who should go and F-ck off

  • hard to take this serious when you are running SD adverts in the middle of the story…SHAME…

  • Wor Lass

    If (when!) the deal doesn`t materialise maybe we could chip in and pay the air fare for the Fat Barsteward to visit the Saudi consulate in Istanbul.

  • Mrkgw

    Could be something in this. Ashley’s interest in the club has suddenly upped again and seen him return to St James. Could be brinksmanship so as to bring the buyer in. Fingers crossed.

  • Tony

    If anyone truley believes that standing outside the Eldon Square branch on Sports Direct andshouting abuse at the Saturday kids has made Sports Directs share price fall, they’re thick as anything. Seriously all you need to do is stop going to games. That’s it.

    • nufcslf

      Yip

    • StevieB

      Bang on

    • Mxpx

      Completely agree if anything they’re generating free publicity

  • Your mum

    Hmmm Saudi’s lots of money but lack ethics. A bit like a bigger version of Ashley.

    I have lived and worked in Saudi and I don’t think I’d trust them any more than Fat Mick

    This article had some credence until it mentioned the share price being effected by the protests. They have done nothing to the share price.

  • nufcslf

    You can only f**king hope, can’t you. The truth is knowing nothing will change at all.

  • StevieB

    I’ll believe it when it flashes up on my phone .

  • HarryHype59

    According to the Daily Mail (I know) the Saudis only want Man Yoonited.

  • Sickandtired

    Makes sense in a PL way. Why buy ManU for close to £2 billion, when someone rich enough like them can buy us and do another City?
    The Geopolitics certainly would fit as Saudi’s hate Qatar. Or maybe they just want to lure Ashley into one of their Embassy’s …

  • Shipcote Willy

    No chance. Ashley does not want to sell, he’s making too much money, and even if someone offered him way over the odds he would wreck any deal by demanding advertising and merchandising rights.

  • Mxpx

    The bid is going to be massive probably have “£1” written the size of a whole wall then Ashley can say unrealistic Bishop can bribe him for making a “massive bid” and we can get back to getting relegated