Dennis Wise has been at it again.

Some Newcastle fans say that we should all just be ignoring the likes of him and Richard Keys etc, as it simply gives them more oxygen to spread their bile and misinformation, about Newcastle fans and the situation with Mike Ashley.

However, when something is so manifestly wrong, it has to be challenged.

There is something very rotten with Sky Sports and the part they play in propping up Mike Ashley at Newcastle United, any number of times giving Ashley and his associates unchallenged opportunities to mislead those watching.

Obviously that David Craig ‘interview’ with Mike Ashley in August 2017 was arguably the most shameful. Such a lengthy PR piece where not a single proper question was asked, or clarification asked for on what Ashley was saying/claiming.

Clowns such as Gray and Keys at beIN Sports are easily avoidable for most of us, unless you make it you business to search them out online/social media. However, in the football of today, Sky Sports is the go to place for people on a day to day business, to find out what is happening, especially in the Premier League, and to hear informed opinion.

Dennis Wise was on Sky Sports News yet again on Thursday night, clearly his reason for being there was to spread misinformation about the situation at St James Park and have a go at Newcastle fans.

I might be wrong but with regard to which other Premier League club, do Sky Sports repeatedly have guests on to have an unchallenged go at that club’s supporters, without questioning what they are saying/claiming?

Dennis Wise is clearly an associate/friend of Mike Ashley and equally clearly, at least to Newcastle fans, is that the only explanation for Wise’s regular appearances on Sky Sports, are due to Ashley’s PR man Keith Bishop arranging it.

The big question is, why do Sky Sports keep accommodating this?

What Dennis Wise said last night is detailed below but clearly the question and answer has been set up in advance, in terms of Wise knowing what he was going to be asked and this being the sole reason he was on the programme.

The presenters and Dennis Wise laughing along, as in ‘here we have the Newcastle fans at it yet again’, rather than the presenters challenging what he is saying.

Wise claims he is being roundly abused on Twitter by Newcastle fans and that as a result, there has been no other option (so he claims) but for all these abusive people to be blocked, meaning they can’t then interact with his Twitter account anymore, or see what he is saying.

I have got no doubt that Dennis Wise is getting some abuse from Newcastle fans, little surprise with his behaviour.

However, most Newcastle fans who are reacting aren’t doing that, instead they are simply challenging Dennis Wise via his Twitter account about the lies and misinformation he is willingly spreading on behalf of Mike Ashley. Many of these fans WOULD like to abuse him but they understand that it is a far better way and more annoying to the likes of Ashley, Bishop and Wise, if they do things in a calm and polite way.

We (The Mag) have been blocked by Dennis Wise (or whoever pulls his strings) simply for publishing articles challenging what he has said, journalists such as Mark Douglas at the Chronicle have also been blocked, as well as various NUFC fan groups who have also been savvy enough to take the polite approach in taking Wise to task.

To show just how bad it is in terms of what Sky Sports are allowing to happen, Dennis Wise is allowed to portray all the Newcastle fans/media that are challenging him, as abusers, then he even has the cheek to say:  ‘If you wanted to have a serious conversation you would. Unfortunately, you don’t get that opportunity when all you see is abusive messages.’

So Dennis Wise would be happy to ‘have a serious conversation’ about Newcastle United with people who know what they are talking about and who would challenge all the lies and misinformation that he is peddling????

Maybe his most laughable one liner so far…

Thursday Night – Sky Sports News:

Presenter:

‘The talking point of Newcastle United is always a difficult one, no matter which side of the fence you sit on. I mean, just interested from your own perspective because of course you defended Mike Ashley. Have you been surprised by some of the reaction there has been?’

Dennis Wise:

“Not really.

“I think this is sometimes the part and parcel for you saying things and I think apparently my Twitter has gone absolutely mad.

“I don’ see all of it unfortunately…fortunately, for me.

“Yes, it is part and parcel for having your opinion and what you think.

“People don’t agree with it. It’s fine.

“But they have to do it in a certain way…and I think the abuse on it, apparently, is not very nice.

“But it is part and parcel.

“If you wanted to have a serious conversation you would.

“Unfortunately, you don’t get that opportunity when all you see is abusive messages.

“So therefore what happens is the people deal with it, just block it all.

“Not worth me looking at.

“So unfortunately, to the people who keep sending it, it’s not getting to me.”



  • TheFatController

    Ashley is bizarre in that he prefers to pick a fight than diffuse it.

    Why bizarre? Because 50k currently aren’t fighting him. They’re turning up to games, and not protesting him at the games when there.

    This protects his investment with money paid in and no bad will towards his employees on the pitch.

    Yet he seems intent on provoking even this hardcore 50k who won’t let him down with money or matchday backing of the team, because he has an issue with the protest groups and social media attacks.

    I’d advise him (if a neutral) to take it on the chin, but he seems to do the opposite, to reveal he’s not untouchable and pour petrol on the flames.

    Carry on, Ashley, if you alienate the 50k that pay you money and support your employees on match days, you’ll have no one to blame but yourself.

    • drc74

      its just totally weird, id love to know his thought process, bringing some of the most loathed people in sport to come out and fight your cause, bizarre

      • TheFatController

        It’s just his small minded mentality. He can’t hurt the fans financially like he would do rebellious employees, so his main weapon, his money, can’t control people who are against him.

        So he uses his contacts, because it’s all about power and winning.

        ‘Wage a war with me, Geordies ? I’ll show you who’s the boss. Look at what I can do…I get people on Sky. Can you do that, you penniless ungrateful Geordies?’

        Money and influence, used to get his way. It makes him shun anyone who would advise him to ‘let them protest, have their say, just don’t provoke them or show they get to you’

        He’s rich, but is he strong mentally when he has to admit he can’t win them all? No.

        Koffi Annan, who died last week, a world famous intermediary, once said ‘the art of negotiating an agreeable outcome is to accept you might have to walk away giving them more than you ever wanted’ –

        look at Mandela, everyone thought on his release he’d hate the regime who jailed him. But he was smart enough to know he had to work with them, not against them.

        Do any of us think Ashley is that smart too?

        • Kneebotherm8

          No we don’t…

      • Kneebotherm8

        A bunch of loathesome individuals……one and all….

    • Monkseaton Magpies

      Ninety Six single seats left for Sunday for the normal part of the ground. I cannot thank the fans who are going on Sunday enough well done for supporting the team.

      • Kneebotherm8

        You’re welcome Mike……..

      • TheFatController

        Yes, turning up for Rafa in spite of Ashley hatred.

        Will they do the same for Wee Gordon strachan next season?

      • Toon Arnie

        That actually makes sense ?!! Has someone hacked Monkwearmouths account ?

      • Kev Newcastle England

        30,000 happy clappers inc

  • Paul Patterson

    Unpopular as a pundit and even more so as a player. When Simon Jordan even thinks he knows nowt about being a DOF you know something is iffy..

  • Toonfen

    What about a banner at Sky televised games highlighting even Sky are in Ashley ‘s pocket ? ASHLEY OUT!

    • Kneebotherm8

      Good idea…

    • Ron

      Idea good, but they certainly wouldn’t film it!

  • Lostprofit DBC

    Good article, I’ve always said that Sky should be our focus. They are after all MA’s main source of income and PR platform. Don’t worry, it’s too late to do anything now but this season will sort everything out, one way or the other, death or glory.

    • Billmag

      Wonder if fatty pay’s Sky for advertising our games.??

  • Big Hairy Man

    If he constantly goes out of his way to wind up us deluded Geordies with his half-truths and downright lies he shouldn’t be surprised to get a bit of stick back. Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it you very small man!

    • Lostprofit DBC

      As pointed out by Ant and Dec!

  • Squintytoonarmy

    I’d love Shearer to share the same studio debate as this muppet

    • Kneebotherm8

      Two sides of the fence……now that would be a fair and interesting debate…….

      • Jimblag23

        A fan and a troll, sounds like the comments section of the Mag.

    • Big Al 1967

      Have actually asked Sky Sports that very question and am still awaiting a reply. Won’t hold my breath though!

  • Toonfen

    Would the BBC MOTD highlight any anti Sky banners? Interesting times! ASHLEY OUT!!!

    • Kneebotherm8

      A multitude of banners around different parts of the ground might be difficult to edit out by the BBC……

  • SuperDesHamilton

    Boo hoo those nasty geordies are being horrible again.

    Being pimped out on national television by his pimp Ashley

  • Monkseaton Magpies

    First of all Mark you condone abusive tweets and comments on here. I have had several people on here wanting me dead, several calling me Man Utd, Mackem etc in an unsavoury way. While this is unacceptable behaviour to the likes of Wise and others who have blocked people I take it on the chin. Wise is not the only person getting it in the neck Key’s as well who is taking legal action against certain supporters which is pathetic as he should man up. However the Mag cannot have it both way’s hate these people and send abusive texts without suspecting a story.
    Now many listening to Sky will have a certain view of our supporters.

    • Big Hairy Man

      They will because Sky only gives a platform to one side, namely Ashley and the discredited people who fight his corner.

    • TheFatController

      Not like someone from the Ashley camp to play the ‘victim’

      Have the police told you to stay in due to the death threats you’ve received on here ? Or did they provide round the clock protection?

      All famous people get abuse on social media, yet Dennis Wise is ‘special’. He attacked supporters of a club where he’d already been involved in a court case that revealed him to be complicit in lying to the manager and supporters, and was dumbfounded that social media contained some abuse. That’s such a rare thing these days…

      How therefore can he claim the moral high ground?

      Like you, he wants to appear superior in life. Playing victim whilst conveniently forgetting when he was victimising is all part of a weak person’s act to appear to be the superior one. They manipulate to get their way as a way of life.

      • Monkseaton Magpies

        If you read my post correctly I could not give a monkey’s about the replies and can fight my own battles but not every one is like me.
        Some people take offence I do not. however what I find is the brave people behind a keyboard are not at Millwall, West Ham and the likes.

        • TheFatController

          But you claim ‘Jezza is dangerous’, yet then say here ‘they are brave behind a keyboard’ suggesting they pretend to be tough because they can’t prove it in the real world.

          So if this isn’t the real world, why is Jezza dangerous?

          If it isn’t the real world, why would anyone mention wanting you dead?

          Who are the several people saying they want you dead? Why would anyone say it and really mean it?

          Isn’t the truth that you just write whatever you think will make you sound superior?

          And isn’t superiority over others the appeal of posting on this site for you?

          • Monkseaton Magpies

            Jezza is mentally unstable as he says me and Fleckman are from Manchester and really are the Lee brothers. Our dad also posts on here under various names backing us up. I work in Sports Direct and Fleckman in I.T. We both have season tickets for Old Trafford and his friend an I.T. expert has traced our posts to Manchester. So yes not a full shilling is Jezza and he trys to convert others to believe this and block us. In other words his own little cult of anti supporters.
            On a different note again you mention superiority when not one post mentions it.

          • TheFatController

            That you don’t recognise your personality disorder and how it manifests as talking in a superior way about the flaws of others doesn’t mean it’s not there to recognise.

            You see only good in Ashley and only bad in protesters. That is dichotomous thinking and the major sign of personality disorder or mental illness.

            Look up dichotomous or ‘black and white’ thinking on Wikipedia and I bet it mentions mental illness and disorders straight away. To you the World is right and wrong, no shades of grey. I conclude it’s likely you’re ill from this.

          • Kneebotherm8

            On first reading dickotomous I,incorrectly,thought you referred to Keys……then again,on second thoughts, maybe it’s quite an apt description of the plonker…….

          • Rabid Dog

            I have to ask, why do you bother? If it is so unpleasant as you suggest, why don’t you take your thoughts somewhere, where you are appreciated?

            If it looks and smells like a comment posted only to generate a reaction then it most probably is…

          • Monkseaton Magpies

            I post what I believe is true. Most on here are of the mentality you F.C.B. get out of our club with no actual thought process of how that will be achieved.

          • Rabid Dog

            You didn’t answer my question as to why though. I suspect you enjoy the attention. It validates you. Those who abuse you simply feed and enable your need for attention and the bonus is then being able to take the moral high ground. There are nasty individuals in both camps.

          • Monkseaton Magpies

            The likes of myself and Fleckman who I have never met come on here because we support the club others on here seem to hate it. Very little talk of football just anti Ashley.

          • Toon Arnie

            Anti – Ashley talk is because he’s senselessly destroying the club we love – i’m astounded that this isn’t sinking in ?

          • TheFatController

            So you believe it’s true that protests have no effect on SD profits, but do believe it’s also true they put innocent SD workers’ jobs at risk ?

          • Wezza

            Just block him mate. He hates Jezza because him and Leazes exposed him and his brother, the Lee brothers from Manchester.
            I’ve always thought this at the beginning but I bet they are joined by a PR social media troll employed by the club to lie, distract and spread falsehoods.

          • SuperDesHamilton

            Monkseaton Leazes & Jezza are all idiots together with this ridiculous stories. All have their opinion and their opinion only no one else’s matters.

        • SuperDesHamilton

          We’ve never played millwall for years that’s why & I was at West Ham last season & nothing went off. Still don’t understand why you brought Them into a conversation like

          • Monkseaton Magpies

            Was at Millwall recently as a matter of fact the under 18’s won three one in the cup.

          • KRS1

            Wow you’re brave!

          • SuperDesHamilton

            So you went to an U18 game then when no one would be there 😂😂😂

          • Monkseaton Magpies

            There was plenty there as it happens.

          • SuperDesHamilton

            We never played them last season so you’ve been caught out yet again lying

          • panther

            you and youre brother?

          • Kev Newcastle England

            He is bringing them clubs into it to make people think he has been in amongst the bother that used to happen years ago.

          • SuperDesHamilton

            He’s a proper name dropper. A reckon if he says things enough he’ll believe it himself

    • Billmag

      You are no different to the likes of Keys, Gray, Wise, etc, you come on this forum peddling your love for Ashley is it any wonder people don’t believe a thing you say, here is a man single handedly destroying the club we love.

    • SuperDesHamilton

      I condone abusive tweets to wise, werewolf hands & anyone else connected with fatty

      Treat my club with no respect & get it back

      • KRS1

        Totally agree! How do we think he would get on if he was peddling his lies against Millwall or Liverpool for example – death threats galore! I think we have been pretty restrained considering the years of sh*t we have had to put up with

        • SuperDesHamilton

          Exactly on the continent chairman & players get beaten for not winning games haha

    • Toon Arnie

      I don’t think anybody wants you dead reallly, they just want an end to the attention seeking. You must be doing this deliberately as nobody, even Ghost Rider, can be this blind to what’s happening at our club.

  • Toonfen

    Thought Ameobi once squared up to the dwarf but now on the same side even Shola has sold out Ashley Out!

    • SuperDesHamilton

      Unfortunately money talks, even if it means whoring yourself out for a few brass buttons & making a fool of yourself on sky sports

    • NoelBlack

      Shola turned on the fans as the pressure mounted on Pardew (for his constant toadying to Ashley). He picked his side back then, and I lost all respect for the guy. Mackem Slayer or not.

    • panther

      if the moneys right, he’ll say he killed jfk

  • Leazes.

    Dennis Frank Wise the Tax dodger!

    His wife is Called….. Claire Dunn

  • Son of Wilt

    Take away the totty presenters on SSN, and you basically have a Freemason’s meeting.
    If Mini Me wants to engage in debate, then book a room at the Newcastle Labour Club, invite George Caulkin and Shearer with David ‘Craig David’ Craig filming it.

    • Monkseaton Magpies

      Put my name down but forgot George does not want to be in the same room as him as he has his view and his view only. He cannot debate just hates our club.

      • TheFatController

        From the master of ‘only seeing it his way’ comes an insult that Caulkin only has his view?

        • Kneebotherm8

          Talks total rubbish he does…..Georges view is a very,very common view amongst NUFC fans………he speaks for the the fans,unlike Wise,Keys,Gray etc who only represent Mugpie and,literally,one or two others on here…..

          • TheFatController

            Yes. The difference is that George uses the facts and presents them to support his opinion. And asks for the facts that could prove him wrong.

            Whereas the likes of Mugpie onky use Ashley facts, and then if counter facts disprove him, he changes tack or says you’re a Mackem.

            His best is when he proves that Ashley has given Rafa every penny, because we make no profit. Can there be no sadder indictment of Ashely than the twin facts that we don’t spend on players and yet don’t make profit either.

            To Mugpie, this is all good news.

          • Kneebotherm8

            One sad individual,with a dark agenda…

          • Monkseaton Magpies

            George cannot hold an argument and failed when he met me badly.

          • KRS1

            It does amuse me endlessly that you think you are some champion of debate, whereas in reality you are a champion of masterb#ting.

          • Toon Arnie

            Have a word with yourself – people on here treat you as a joke, why would a respected journalist even bother debating anything with you ?

          • panther

            you cant argue with stupid, no wonder he walked away

          • Toon Arnie

            This is why Monkwearmouth and Ghost Rider etc get upset by Caulkin – he likes to deal in cold hard facts that are hard to sweep under the carpet. I would believe more of what he says than a proven liar ( in court ) such as Ashley.

          • Kneebotherm8

            The guy talks sense and sees it just the way me,you and 99% of Toon fans see it………just the two or three usual suspects on here,that you’ve mentioned, see it differently……

      • magpie 1969

        His view and his view only, bit like you Simon

      • Toon Arnie

        ‘Our’ club – by that you mean you & Ashley right ?!!

      • Son of Wilt

        I assume you mean the poison dwarf?

      • panther

        hello mr pot, have you seen the kettle today?

  • Jimblag23

    How does he know he’s being abused if he’s blocked it?
    Literally makes zero sense.

    • Leazes.

      …. maybe someone told him…. you can read other peoples tweets….and see who they are chums with.

    • Paul Patterson

      I’m amazed he can read . .

  • Lord

    Another day, another stooge popping up on TV to defend MA’s ‘success’. I think Ashley is supremely annoyed at his SD Twitter feed being rendered useless and ridiculed which means it’s the most effective form of protest yet. I doubt he gives two hoots about Wise’s social media account.

  • MadMag83

    Somebody needs to get this idiot by the throat. He’s clearly not interested in having a debate with Newcastle fans, rather like Clarko he has his opinion and that’s that.

    • Ron

      Lets have a mass debate all over the little w anchor!

      • Dont stop bobbi fleckman

        Anyone who blocks someone on Twitter just because they have a different viewpoint is a fool.

        Mark Jensen, is there a reason why I can’t see the Mag’s tweets? It says something about being blocked.

        • Toon Arnie

          So you don’t actually agree with Dennis Wise then ?

          • Dont stop bobbi fleckman

            I don;t think I can say I disagree with everything he says

          • Dont stop bobbi fleckman

            I can see why people block abusive messages. They should cope with people who debate.

            The Mag should not be blocking debate. It was the ‘independent voice’ stifling debate is not supporting the independent voice.

  • Coble’s Return

    Sky, Gray, Wise and the EPL to degree all seem to be of the opinion that Newcastle fans and presumably those of other clubs outside the regular top few should accept their fate and know their place. The tenth place finish last season is constantly wheeled out as justification for the club’s chronic approach to player development and transfer policy. The inherent risk in failing to plan for the medium term and relying on loan and cheap signings is totally ignored by commentators who lack the insight or interest to investigate more thoroughly. Ashley’s approach to the club ends up with us going down and being unable to recover, be it this season, or the near future, once Rafa has resigned himself to the fact that he can not realise any kind of ambition here.

    Gray states that he thinks that Newcastle fans want Ashley to blow his millions on the club – no, we want the club to benefit from properly negotiated sponsorship and advertising deals and the profit from merchandising. That would be a start. Most of all though, we want the association of the club with this parasite to come to a swift end.

  • Tweed Mag

    My Sky subscription is no more. Otherwise, this is yet more good news – if the defence of Ashley is down to little Dennis, then things must be bad. I don’t think we should abuse him though, he is making enough of a fool of himself without any help. When it gets to the point where he is trying to make himself out to be a ‘victim’ then we can assume all their other options are exhausted. Wise/Keys/Gray/Ameobi/Penfold and a few others have been reduced to puppets, with the promise of a few bob and perhaps a job at Shirebrook. Talk about a lack of personal pride, these lot don’t have a clue.

    • Leazes.

      Well done…. it took me a 20 minute phone call….. they don’t make it easy.

      • Tweed Mag

        The emails inviting you back will start soon!

    • Coble’s Return

      I really agree. I have never been comfortable with the FCB chants. The man’s inability to implement a calorie controlled diet, his place of origin and his parental circumstances are not the issues at all. Granted, I have yet to come up with a catchy verse which adequately covers my objection to his disrespect of the club (including the fans, the manager, former players etc. etc.) together with the fact that he is a pariah for his employment malpractices. Fact remains, we should have a little more pride and dignity and call him and his associates are out for what they are and not just be abusing for the sake of it.

    • Sickandtired

      As I said in a previous post, this little [email protected] is a coward. He ran away from a bunch of kids on the Quayside who were giving him stick, and hid out in a restaurant until a car came to pick him up.
      If he won’t face up to 11-14 year old’s, then he ain’t going to face angry and knowledgeable adults. Such a shame there are none on Sky willing to question his lies.

      • Tweed Mag

        Perhaps the problem was that the young ‘uns were head and shoulders above him (cheap shot, I know, but he is a knacker).

      • Viru leckworth

        I remember during wise’s brief tenure, he went to the cinema on match day, yet he was supposed to be Keenan’s superior. He is a freeloader and possibly getting some favour from Ashley.

  • BillytheFish

    Ashley and his cronies are of course entitled to opinion, however using media outlets to discredit the good people of the Toon is just a pathetic attempt to try and show Ashley as something other that a Fat Cuckoo in the Geordie nest. I also believe that the only way to remove this parasite is to continue a non abusive but educated attack both on social media, and on TV at St James during live sky matches.
    Other media outlets such as the BBC now start any Ashley news with “Controversial” which will be hurting his business reputation, keep it up guys it’s a war, not just one battle.

  • Dont stop bobbi fleckman

    Have I got this wrong but the article is saying that Dennis Wise says he received abusive tweets so has blocked a lot of twitterati.

    I can’t say I like the fella but is the article really calling him out for that?

    I’m always pleasant on Twitter but the Mag has blocked me for simply challenging the accepted viewpoint.

    It’s a bit rich.

  • Wezza

    Lies and disinformation, who cares what he or Richard Keys say.
    Fact is if this was Arsenal, Chelsea, Manure of Liverpool with our owner you wouldn’t hear the end of it. Man, even Wenger WAS hounded out and apparently we hounded out Pardew.
    Speak the truth or do not speak or print about it at all.

  • Mrkgw

    The pressure continues to build and sooner or later, Ashley will decide that he has had enough. If the Ashley out group stay true to form with their good work then everyone has limits and Ashley is no different.

    • NoelBlack

      You are so wrong. Ashley LOVES all of this sh*t. He sees himself as some kind of self-made superman who can take on all-comers. He REVEL’S in his reputation for ‘parking his tanks on the other guy’s lawn’. The only chance we have of getting rid of him is if someone comes in with a really silly bid for the club that Chubs can parade to the rest of the world like a victory.

      • Sickandtired

        For every tank, there is someone with an RPG ready to take it out. Fatty will have his day and when he goes out, he’ll go out with a bang.

        • Wor Lass

          With a bang? With a bag, more likely – full of money. But it`ll be worth it!

    • NoelBlack

      Or of the fat fka bursts. That’d do it as well, of course.

      • Kneebotherm8

        Like the slightly obese character Mr Creosote in “Monty Pythons the meaning of life”?…………😂😂😂

  • Ron

    Who thinks MA will be at SJP on Sunday?
    He’ll be in with the other away supporters in a blue shirt.

  • relaxed

    The more Ashley and his cronies bubble about the fans just shows just how much we are getting to him so keep it up Ashley because we know the more you bubble the more we are hurting you.
    While i’m at it its reminding me that i must get in touch with Sports Direct to order some new gear to wear on Sunday, we protesters know that we have to look our best. You never know we might even get on the local tv

  • Sickandtired

    Look elsewhere. Shareholders of SD are getting mighty fed up with Ashley and his antics and there’s movement building to get rid of him and his corrupt management team.
    This will always be the best and probably only way we as supporters can get to him – by trying to have an effect on SD itself. The shareholdres have a vote and a voice which we do not.

    • Toonrobbybobson

      Wonder how many toon fans are SD shareholders?

      • Sickandtired

        Can’t imagine there’s many, if any. But worth grabbing some just so you could attend the AGM and speak up.

      • Kev Newcastle England

        Happy clappers?

      • panther

        none

  • Gareth Jones

    Wise and co are a disgrace. They wouldn’t dream of doing what they’ve done/are doing to Chelsea, Tottenham etc. Totally taking the Michael. I look forward to the day the tables turn….

    • Dave Pattinson

      Likewise, i hope the day is not too far away. Wise was a very ordinary player who got lucky, a little guy who relied on the bullies in his team to dig him put of trouble. He ‘s still trying to hang around with bullies(Ashley & co) to kid himself that he’s important. Reality tells us that he’s a desperate & talentless nobody who should be ignored.

  • Scott Robinson

    The sour-small- narrow minded- tiny- little man can possibly still walk tall around Stamford Bridge, big deal. His opinions rate zero amongst most football fans anywhere else, so if we are on his ignore list then it is because we are doing something right; most other fans will see that. The sad fact is that if Dennis is on Ashley’s payroll then he is just there to spin what he is spinning, end of. BUT the deluded are those who listen to him and still continue to support and spout pro Ashley agendas.

    If my Dad in his allotment had some tiny gooseberries, businessmen like Ashley would market them to the gullible as ‘a super food’ and make millions. ‘Super Mike Ashley’ is just the shameful marketing of ‘Mike Ashley’ by his cronies- the tiny sour little ‘gooseberries’ who are just used to make his millions.

    Now the definition of a gooseberry includes the likes of Monkseaton: an unwanted single person in a group. Unwanted because all he does is promote ‘Super Mike Ashley’. This guy must have a signed Mike Ashley tattoo on his forehead, as he is that obvious.

    So Monkseaton, do you think we should get rid of Mike Ashley and how do you suggest we get rid of Mike Ashley without protest, boycott, or dismantling the tiny little men who speak ‘falsely’ in his favour? Nail your colours to the mast.

    • Tweed Mag

      Excellent. Mugpie is oblivious to facts, figures and the truth. He is just a wind-up merchant.

      • Monkseaton Magpies

        Please see above that is excellent.

    • Monkseaton Magpies

      In simple terms I will explain. The Magpie Group and fellow groups will meet on Northumberland Street at 1.00pm on Sunday with a few banners and sing You Fat Cockney B get out of our club. Now the N.H.S. and various health groups do not like fat people so apart from Slimmer’s world who make money out of fat people you have a lot of support. Next Geordies have no time for Cockney’s West Ham, Chelsea and the Times Newspaper so far so good. Now around 760,000 go to Church each week and strongly believe in marriage before starting a family so plenty of support there.
      So at 1.30pm with protests over George from the Times comes round with his Bowler Hat to buy the club starts the whip round off with a tenner while the rest say they are skint and go back to the North Terrace for a couple of pints. Final takings seventeen pounds and five pence.
      So unless you lot can raise £350m quickly or find a buyer as Ashley will not sell without a buyer that is for sure you can jump up and down on one leg for years but he is going nowhere unless the right offer is made.

      • SuperDesHamilton

        Ramblings of a mad man 😂😂😂 what you going on about monk hahaha

        • Guest 9

          This is possibly one of the most incoherent posts from ‘it’ in some time.

          Clearly ‘it’ couldn’t reply quick enough, yet questions below from others go unanswered…this post particularly feels like ‘its’ guard has dropped and he refers again to ‘you lot’.

          However ‘its’ replies feel far too biased and obvious to be on the payroll. I think TFC summed ‘it’ up best.

          • SuperDesHamilton

            Why’s he going on about church & being skint or George caulkin all in one go I’ll never r know, rattled is an understatement

          • Davey drape

            he must not be able to see its about damaging his brand. the same brand that has already taken a hammering these last few years. we all know he doesn’t care about his own rep but his brand is his baby. hopefully, this campaign can go worldwide to stop ppl from buying from his site. also this geordies hating cockneys thing is of the past from decades ago because for many fans as we know we have many great toon fans that hail from the capital and its home counties

          • SuperDesHamilton

            Yet another lazy Steroetype about us, like we only want a Geordie manager 😴😴😴 I wonder ignorant it ever gets boring for them

      • Guest 9

        ‘Simple’ is bang on.

        ‘….Ashley will not sell without a buyer….’ now that is comedy gold from you. Perhaps he may have a change of heart and gift it to a fans trust😂😂😂

        • Guest 9

          And true to form ‘it’ makes a noise and moves on to something else on other threads never answer anything.

      • Westdentoon

        What???!

        • Toon Arnie

          It’s just Monkwearmouth defending his hero again – you’ll get used to this puppet eventually.

      • musicman2018

        How much does Ashley pay you???

  • Grahame Johnson

    Ashley is not the first to use our club,he is the first to use and abuse it. I’m more than happy with match day banter and wine ups of other fans

  • Scottie Chugger Dearden

    He’s a dwarf a dwarf, it’s simple folks, boycott Sky Sports, I love the way people say ‘we aren’t a big club blah blah yet instead of talking aboutthevtop four they’re all talking about us! Anyone who watches Sky and wants to believe this poisoned dwarf is a fool and knows nothing about our club. Again it’s these bozos that make me want to watch more Rugby!!! In the words of Groucho Marx ” I never forget a face but for you Dennis I’ll make an exception!”

  • Kenny

    got a 12 hour twitter suspension for tweeting him, you bong eyed little [email protected]
    worth it, Yes

    • Peaky

      😂🤣😂👏👏👏

  • HarryHype59

    Perhaps the malicious imp, feels guilty over his staggering incompetence when he was Director of Football at this club. His decision to pay £6m for the hapless Xsico and put him on £60k a week for five years was a £20m plus error.

    • SuperDesHamilton

      Xisco spent more time in powerhouse than he did on the pitch here!

      • HarryHype59

        He was a dreadful buy who the malicious imp failed to scout correctly.

        • SuperDesHamilton

          A think that’s why Dennis bought him, he looks a bit 🏳️‍🌈 himself

      • Will Venus

        I live in Thailand buddy. About 18 months ago Xisco was unveiled by Muangthong United in the Thai League (comfortably Div 1 or Div 2 standard in the UK) as a “superstar signing”. He lasted about 6 months, was injured/ill for most of it, played 4 games but did at least score 1 goal. Then disappeared and presumably crawled back under the rock he came from. Still absolute garbage now as he was back then for NUFC. If Dennis Wise wants to talk to me about Xisco, I will gladly engage in a civilised debate with him.

        • SuperDesHamilton

          He scored in ACL didn’t he? I’ve got a burinam shirt & shorts from when I was at phi phi island, fake but still quality

    • Peter C

      That’s something he wouldn’t want made public.

      Wouldn’t be surprised, if he denied his involvement in the Xisco transfer, and that he come to the club, on his recommendation.

      Disliked him as a player, another no talent individual, who’s made a very good living, with very little ability.

      He also somehow managed to play for England, who was the idiot, who gave him his caps.

      No wonder the national side, has won nothing for over 50 years.

      I don’t think he has ever got over, the way the fans teased him, in his playing days, ………………… this is his revenge.

      Typical, little man syndrome.

      He’s a DWARF, a DWARF, it’s plain to see, to see!

  • Toonrobbybobson

    Start cancelling Skysports.

    Make it known we are going to with a campaign because frankly they clearly have no interest ina a balanced argument. They need to realise their customers are us the fans. If they fancy harming their income continue as is. We will start voting with our feet for their incompetence and one sidedness.

    They are clearly in bed with Keith Bishop. Ive pulled my account with them until they decide to start being balanced. Im not paying for another thing that Mike Ashley has some sort of control or manipulation of.

  • FatParosite

    Sky Sports run the product Ashley sells of course they support him. Use Kodi people & take from Murdock the Merciless.

  • Dave Young

    Serious conversation, about what. What does Wise know about our club, fans or history, nothing. No point in a conversation then Dennis is there, please walk on past, nothing for you here.