Dennis Wise is at it again.

It is as sickening as it is predictable, that Sky Sports are yet again prepared to give him the platform to defend Mike Ashley.

You would almost think it was all staged…

On Friday, Rafa Benitez agrees to his name going out on a joint statement with Jamaal Lascelles and Lee Charnley.

The Newcastle manager saying afterwards that he has done it to try and help there be unity and positivity going into the new season. The letter though clearly the work of Mike Ashley’s PR minion Keith Bishop, so as well as unity it includes a number of references clearly trying to spin things to show Mike Ashley in a better light, including saying the squad is ‘clearly stronger’ after the transfer window.

Then surprise surprise, Dennis Wise is then fixed up with a spot on Sky Sports News. He defends Mike Ashley and basically defends the fact that Newcastle made the biggest profit in the transfer market due to Ashley refusing to back his manager.

Wise coming out with the killer comment: ‘I think Rafa’s actually turned around and said they have improved their squad so that says it all really doesn’t it?’

What a set-up by Ashley and Bishop, Rafa Benitez putting his name to that statement to try and pull everybody together, then it is instantly used against him, as though he is perfectly happy with the disgraceful way he has been treated.

It is possible for the squad to be a little stronger BUT for it to be nowhere near enough.

The amounts of money spent do come into the equation, whilst Newcastle might have marginally improved their squad, it is surely a clear reality that most other clubs have improved their squads to a far greater degree.

Dennis Wise speaking to Sky Sports News:

“Unfortunately whatever he does, Mike Ashley will constantly take stick.

“It’s as simple as that.

“There are a lot of people out there that don’t help the situation. They want to bring it onto him.

“People complain about them not spending enough money but if you trade well at a football club and you’re able to bring players in and take players out and make money, I don’t see what the problem is with that.

“I thought they competed extremely well against Spurs.

“I look at Newcastle and I think they are a team who will be in a comfortable position by the end of the season.

“I think Rafa’s actually turned around and said they have improved their squad so that says it all really doesn’t it?”



  • panther

    horrible little dwarf

    • Leicester Mag

      isn’t the rumour he smashed up the Blue Peter garden when little (cough) ? What a pity we missed out on Ronnie the Blue Peter Rottweiler

      • Dave H Leazes

        That was supposed to be Sir Les I think!

      • panther

        nah, that was Les Ferdinand

      • Leazes.

        Wise was the gnome.

  • Peaky

    Fuckoff bong eyed littlecunt…..

    • Leicester Mag

      concise and to the point

      • Peaky

        Thanks….I thought so…

        • Ron

          So do I!

    • Ron

      Stop beating about the bush and say what you mean.

      • Peaky

        Unfortunately no other way to describe the despicable midget…

        • Ron

          I’m guessing here; you don’t like him, do you?

      • Ron

        I’m guessing here; you don’t like him do you

  • Monkseaton Magpies

    Rafa was not forced to sign the statement he did it because he loves the club something the protesters will never understand. Rafa has called for unity but all we get on here are anti Newcastle articles expecting one from Jonathan the West Ham, Celtic fan anytime shortly.

    • Brian Standen

      No doubt you will agree with everything Dennis wise said, how can you take a man seriously who was standing on a box?
      For the record Newcastle played ok on Saturday and were denied something by a combination of the goal frame and technology. But only a couple of injuries away from disaster

      • grumpyoldmag

        Briann- monkey reckons you did not show up at the bulls on Saturday – what happened?

        • Brian Standen

          He is right unfortunately but silly kick off time messed up plans! Peppers and Hotspur ate up my pre match drinking time too quickly and Junction after!
          Looks like I was running scared ….. if I don’t see him at Cardiff then hopefully next home game!

          • Monkseaton Magpies

            Be up stairs baseball cap label badge blue shirt by the bar. Alan the manager knows me very well. Asked round for a Brian but all I got was Brian the postman a mate of Ritchie the tall guy with one eye been going for years. Fair play if you going to Cardiff well impressed how you getting down. We leaving two thirty from the Bay got a bar open early in Newport if your mates fancy an early drink.

          • Brian Standen

            Postman? My old man was a postman called Brian who sadly passed away 6 years ago – Brighton fan- don’t know any tall one eyed guys called Richie- knew a one legged mag from Hartlepool!

          • Monkseaton Magpies

            Brian is a little bald chap went to all the away games in the 70’s 80’s and 90’s with Ritchie tall one eve. The Heartlepool/ Peterlee branch leaving at four in the morning going by bus. Little Gaz always there will ask him how the one legged man doing.

          • Brian Standen

            Did you used to put buses on?
            Circa late 80s

          • Monkseaton Magpies

            Yes but they got a bit wild to say the least could not control half of them real nutters.

          • Brian Standen

            If you are who I think you are I was on a few of those.
            This will confirm if it’s you, do you recall a certain incident on New Year’s Day outside Old Trafford – while our already late bus was being guided in!

          • Monkseaton Magpies

            Yes it’s me. Old Trafford is the only ground I have been kicked out twice in one game and paid twice to get back in.
            Was in the Scoreboard, the Stretford end and one of the Paddocks all for very little. If I remember rightly pay on the door eight pounds.

          • Brian Standen

            It was a certain incident when a plod got on the bus!
            Ok. Was it your bus that stopped at Goldthorpe near Barnsley on way back from notts forest last game of the season.
            It was entertaining to say the least with the locals

          • Monkseaton Magpies

            Yes the lads still talk about that one till this day. Let’s hope we win Saturday.

          • Brian Standen

            All the evidence points to who I think you are but if so I still don’t understand your support of you know who.

          • Monkseaton Magpies

            I support the club full stop and always get the accounts and know what is available to spend. If any one else comes along who is better will be delighted.

    • TheFatController

      Well, I think we can safely say with absolute certainty Rafa wasn’t forced to sign a new contract.

      • SuperDesHamilton

        He was….he got stuck in a lift with Monkseaton

        • TheFatController

          Mugpie’s lift has more room than Noah’s ark. Everyone’s in it.

          • SuperDesHamilton

            Still waiting for him to tell me where Benitez told fans not to protest. His own mind doesn’t count

    • Mirandinha9

      Special K kicked your hero’s derrière

  • disqus_XQXm6KjMkq

    Dennis Wise from the swamp[ to the podium.

  • Leicester Mag

    Wasn’t it Goebbels who said if you want to lie make it a big lie and repeat until the difference between it and the truth becomes indistinguishable. At one time people read the news to be informed now you have to decide if its true before anything else. Clearly the club has bought into this in a cynical and systematic way, just missing a touched up photo showing only a handful outside the tat emporium on Saturday. The club is little short of a lie factory.

    • Kenny

      i thought that was bend over for Mike Benny Jones, you learn something every day

    • TheFatController

      It was certainly goebbels who said ‘if you want to make people come round to your way, make them fear the consequences of not doing it your way, then they’ll have to trust in your way to remove the fear’

      Which might explain why we are told without Ashley’s ‘way’ we’d do a Leeds or Villa.

      So, can we all fear we won’t make any money without his cost cutting and up front v instalments ways? Despite the huge stadium, huge support and tv money.

  • ghostrider

    This part below:
    “whilst Newcastle might have marginally improved their squad, it is surely a clear reality that most other clubs have improved their squads to a far greater degree”.

    Can anyone tell me which teams have improved their squads to a far greater degree, because it says most, so I’d really like to know who the most are.

    I’m sure someone can answer, can’t they?

    • Kenny

      ask your vermin pals on here, the scummy`s have an answer to everything
      except where they actually live,

      • ghostrider

        What do you mean, where they live?

  • Paul Patterson

    Threaten to chuck your sky subs and they’ll soon s**t themselves . .

  • Ron

    And his credentials are what exactly?

    • Paul Patterson

      It’s a valid point.
      Some dwarf with small man syndrome who used to kick opponents to mask his lack of footballing ability who played down London and lives not too far from the studio and likes to make an edgy comment on a northern team by my guess.

  • Kenny

    Wise = vermin

    • Ron

      Vermin = Wise

  • Gallowgate1982

    He states that he thinks nufc will be comfortable by the end of the season whilst ignoring the fact that Rafa has also said he want to take the club to its potential. Clearly taking the club to its potential is not on the agenda for Mike Ashley as confirmed by Denis Wise in this interview ” They will be comfortable at the end of the season” indeed. Oh and he also fails to mention that Rafa will call it a day at the end of the season because of the lack of ambition of our owner.

    • Ron

      = uncomfortable, seriously below potential. A shame when we could be the “Harrods” of the PL.

      • Paul Patterson

        Currently Poundland . .

        • Ron

          He hasn’t bought them has well has he? I missed the news last night.

          • Paul Patterson

            No. But we operate like them ..

          • Peaky

            😂😂😂

  • MadMag83

    And his opinion matters because? The man is a brainless troll, did anybody see him mess up on The Crystal Maze? What an idiot. Pity they didn’t ask him if checked out any of our new signings on YouTube….

  • justchampion

    Nookie bear without the intellect.

  • Your mum

    Did anyone really expect him to not defend Ashley? They obviously have a ‘thing’ and Wise will always defend him as he probably makes a few quid through him. Also it’s given sky some more coverage, everyone knows what Wise said now through the other media outlets and in turn Ashley gets free advertising. By protesting, we’re almost playing into his hands. How much free coverage did the SD in Toon get on saturday?

  • Wezza

    What an absolute slime ball Keith Bishop is, not to mention the poisoned dwarf.

  • Billmag

    Another worm coming out of woodwork.

  • magpiefifer

    The answer – don’t watch anything where Wise is included,and read any of Keys’ drivel!!!!

  • Superdooperhooper

    Wise amoebi gray keys Reid and the chairman of perennial relegation dodgers crystal palace. That’s an impressive team ashley’s got going into bat for him . What a shower

  • SuperDesHamilton

    ‘Executive director’ he told our manager to look at players wise signed without out telling him on YouTube! Oh & all players signed had the same agent, Tony Jimenez

    • Ram Kishore

      Favours and bung i suppose

  • Jonathan Gibson

    Hes a very very small man…..

  • Geordiegiants

    Vile little piece ofshit!

  • Superdooperhooper

    Sky sports = mikes mouthpiece . I hate ashley and murdoch

  • Mrkgw

    If only it was as simple as cancelling our subscriptions.

  • Bel

    Dennis Lies & that Richard Cross Dresser Keys are on that Fat Controller Cashley’s payroll 100%. Old Lies is running that club behind the scenes with some bloke called Justin Barnes. Lee Chubley Charnley calls himself NUFC MD?!? Yet Little Lies is pulling all the strings and tells Charnley what to do, he does as he is told day in day out like a good little boy. Why does anyone give Dennis Lies the air time anymore!