A captivating World Cup finals is now just a recent memory for Newcastle United fans.

Only 24 hours until Newcastle play their first pre-season friendly and we are once again really engaged with the madness that is NUFC.

Events in Russia have been the perfect tonic to an underwhelming transfer window so far.

Newcastle United still trading at a profit on transfers this summer and the team and squad slightly weaker than what we had at the end of last season.

It is St Patrick’s Athletic who ease Newcastle back into action, the kickabout against the Dublin-based club coming at the end of the week-long training camp in County Kildare.

Whilst there are still 24 days until transfer deadline, it is worth pointing out that the five pre-season friendlies come thick and fast now.

If Rafa Benitez is to bring in those key major signings, especially up front, he will surely want them playing a significant part in pre-season.

The clock is ticking on so many areas, best of luck to Rafa as he attempts to perform more minor miracles.

Important dates this summer:

Thursday 17 May 2018

Premier League summer transfer window opened.

Friday 1 June 2018

Summer transfer window opened in Germany, France, Italy, and Spain.

Thursday 14 June 2018

Premier League fixtures released at 9am.

Friday 6 July 2018

Premier League Live TV matches for August and September revealed – first four Newcastle games amongst those selected.

Wednesday 11 July 2018

Newcastle United squad fly off for pre-season training camp in Ireland.

Sunday 15 July 2018

World Cup final takes place, France beat Croatia 4-2.

Tuesday 17 July 2018

Friendly: St Patrick’s Athletic v Newcastle United – 7.45pm kick-off

Tuesday 24 July 2018

Friendly: Hull City v Newcastle United – 7.45pm kick-off

Saturday 28 July 2018

Friendly: Porto v Newcastle United – 7.30pm Kick-off

Wednesday 1 August

Friendly: Braga v Newcastle United – 7.30pm kick-off

Saturday 4 August 2018

Friendly: Newcastle United v Augsburg – 3pm kick-off

Tuesday 7 August 2018

This is the scheduled date when Premier League should reveal live TV games for October and November.

Thursday 9 August 2018

Premier League summer transfer window closes at 5pm.

Saturday 11 August 2018

Newcastle v Tottenham – 12.30pm (live on Sky Sports)

Saturday 18 August 2018

Cardiff v Newcastle – 12.30pm (live on Sky Sports)

Sunday 26 August 2018

Newcastle v Chelsea – 4pm (live on Sky Sports)

Week beginning Monday 27 August 2018

Newcastle will play in second round of League Cup – date and opposition TBC

Friday 31 August 2018

Summer transfer window closes in Germany, Spain, Italy, and France (so after 9 August, Premier League clubs can’t buy any players but those in other European countries, and elsewhere, could still buy Premier League players until their windows close).

Saturday 1 September 2018

Man City v Newcastle 4pm (live on BT Sport)

Saturday 15 September 2018

Newcastle v Arsenal – 3pm

Saturday 22 September 2018

Crystal Palace v Newcastle 3pm 

Saturday 29 September 2018

Newcastle v Leicester – 3pm

Sunday 12 May 2019

Final Premier League matches (all 10 games kick-off at same time).



  • JonMag

    Bottom 3 after 6 games the way this shower of schitt is acting, even the great
    Rafa Benitez may not be able to save Newcastle this time around,
    then he`ll be off to a club that will appreciate his talents

    • Clarko

      ‘even the great Rafa Benitez may not be able to save Newcastle this time around’

      Yeah, because Benitez has saved us every single time, he has never been in charge when we have been relegated… Oh…

      • JonMag

        [email protected]@k off birdbrain

        • Wor Lass

          That`s my new best mate you`re talking to!

          • JonMag

            His heads on back to front like that cretin from Monkseaton

  • Wor Lass

    Things really kicked off over here after the final last night. Between the end of the match and lights out around midnight there must have been at least three cars going past honking their horns in celebration. Les voisins have never known anything like it!

    • Geordiegiants

      Ha ha it was only Clark’s driving past on his horn topiss you off.

      • Wor Lass

        Me and Clarko are buddies now – I stuck up for him yesterday. I had to lie down afterwards. Are you drying out today?

        • Geordiegiants

          I’m feeling it alright especially after the heat last night.
          Anyway I’ve always given time to Clarko, even though it has been taking thepiss, but I’ve definetly come to the same conclusion as most, he is a troll. Feel daft for being so slow about it. I did find out another member is from America and I thought he was a troll and isn’t by the looks of things.
          🤪

          • Wor Lass

            The thing is, it`s the trolls more often than not that make things interesting. Clarko is crazier than most but he does actually like the football. I never block anyone because it would just become too boring.

          • Geordiegiants

            I agree, I blocked Mugpie, he is the k my one I have blocked to date, because he is just on here to create clicks but sometimes its good to read other people’s replies.
            After Clarko coming out with Rafa relegated us, you just know it’s a troll.
            I have a different view on a wide variety of issues to numerous people. Some of our views are the same on one issue but the exact opposite on others. It’s a forum that’s what we are here for.

          • Wor Lass

            He`s a wind-up merchant, all right, but I don`t go for all that secret ManU fan conspiracy stuff. I often agree with things he says about the players but not anything he has to say about Ashley.

          • Geordiegiants

            He is a tosser no doubt and like I say I’ve given him plenty opportunity in the past, but he is not a Newcastle fan. I don’t buy all of this Manure stuff either, but I think that jabba will have a team of cyber spy’s and agent working on here and various other platforms.

    • TheNutJob

      just as well we didn`t play them, i hate to think what the score would have been

      • Wor Lass

        The latest Fench motto: Liberte, Egalite, Mbappe!

        • TheNutJob

          Michael had a phone call off mam last night at 10pm
          telling him to put dad up as he wasn`t getting in the hoose

          😂😂😂

  • Geordiegiants

    I think with a striker added to the ranks we will be ok, if we get as little as 2 – 3 injuries at any one time we arefucked though.

    • TheNutJob

      Jonjo, Jamaal or Kenedy get injured for a month we`re in the 💩
      if 2 of those 3 get injured we`re Doomed Geordie, Doomed

      • Geordiegiants

        I would say any 2 or 3 of the first 11, as for being doomed we already are.
        The fatcunt has already made sure of that.

        • Peaky

          Golden Boot……..Harry Kane
          Golden Player…….Modric
          Golden Keeper……Courtois
          Golden Youngun….Mbappe

          Special Achievement Award………Geordiegiants for getting some tremendous swearing past the censors these last few days.

          😂😂
          👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

          • JonMag

            is he the one daft enough to buy Mitro`s shirt off Nutty

          • Geordiegiants

            😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • TheNutJob

    the Fat Gringo`s gone dark, even his minion Penfold can`t reach him & the safe timer is locked until 17-01 on August 9th

    • Peaky

      Leazes has gone AWOL….that wasn’t him who invaded the pitch yesterday in Moscow was it ???

      • JonMag

        God knows what he`s up to, it won`t be anything nice

  • JonMag

    wonder where my mate from Monkseaton is, having brain surgery i hope

    • Geordiegiants

      Hopefully visiting Jabba in hospital while he dies a slow painful death.