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‘Gun to your head…Pardew, Allardyce, McClaren or Carver back as Newcastle Manager?’ Some quality answers!

4 years ago

Some interesting responses to a headline on The Mag on Sunday…

Amongst the questions asked of some regular writers, was this one:

‘A gun to your head…Alan Pardew, Sam Allardyce, Steve McClaren or John Carver back as Newcastle Manager?’

As well as those going straight to read the article, others chose instead/as well to answer the question posed in the article title directly.

Whilst one or two did choose one of the hapless four, there was a more ‘direct’ message from most Newcastle fans responding…

Swampy NUFC:

‘Take them all back, line them up and I’ll borrow your gun.’


Sam Allardyce. Wasn’t given long enough I thought.’

Kayleigh K:

‘Definitely a gun to the head.’

Darren Cross:

‘Pull the trigger …. fact.’

Graham Robinson:

‘Fire the gun.’

Mike Drake:

‘Just shoot me.’


‘Shoot me; JUST Shoot me.’

Stuart Harvey:

‘Gimme the gun and I’ll shoot the four of them.’


‘I’d take the bullet for the team.’


‘Pardew, but only because of the gun.’

Andrew Pinnock:

‘Can I play Russian Roulette with 6 bullets?’

Sean Chater:

‘The replies to this are magical. Almost everyone asking for the trigger to be pulled.’

Robert Young:

‘Take the bullet.’

Roy Kaviani:

‘Just hurry up and shoot me.’

David Forster:

‘I’ll take the bullet.’

Rich Pye:

‘Do you need help with the trigger or can you manage?’


‘Pardew 5th place finish.’

Raymond Anderson:

‘Make sure you don’t miss!’


‘Point at my own head first.’


‘I’d give up on football and start following the mackems!

Rafa Benitez black and white army:

‘Shoot me if they are the options.’


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