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Everton fans haven’t seen away win in 11 months but just read what saying about Newcastle

4 years ago

And they call Newcastle supporters deluded…just read what Everton fans are saying here!

Only two weeks ago the scousers were below Newcastle and after a couple of easyish home games and a fluke of a point at Anfield, they are getting just a ‘little’ ahead of themselves.

Add in the small matter of no away win in the Premier League since January (11 months ago!) and you might find most of the comments below pretty amusing.

Yes Newcastle have been poor recently and finding ever more inventive ways to give goals away…

But this is two poor teams meeting and anything can happen.

Everton fans commenting via their Grand Old Team message board:

‘Sam hates Rafa, Rafa hates Sam.

Is Rafa going to be the second Kopite manager head to wobble off in half a week?

After the Defencefest of our moral victory against the Forces of Dark Delusion, the Horse Punchers are next.’

‘We’ll smash these 1-0.’

‘There’s no love lost between NUFC supporters and Allardyce.

Let’s hope we ruin their week.’

‘These are awful, but it would be totally “Everton, that” for us to lose this after our recent relatively decent set of results and their horrible slide in form.

Take the game to them, attack and their heads will drop and we will win. Go into it with a mindset similar to Sunday and we lose.’

‘We smash them, geordies fewme as they hate Sam, Rafa gets sacked.

Best get some more popcorn on the go lads.’

‘I was speaking to my Newcastle supporting friend, he thinks we will beat them comfortably. If we keep it tight, we can definitely confirm his prediction.

Our players are better all over the park, they need to show their class.’

‘Send these deluded Geordies back to the championship!

Can’t stand them.

Starting to like Mike Ashley though. I’m sure he’s trolling them all for a bit and of a laugh. Well in there mike lad.’

‘Never been to Newcastle away before. quite excited about this one.

I’m hoping for a 3-1 win and allround good performance, with players knowing their exact rolls.’

‘Don`t go near the Bigg Market, if you value your nose and teeth.’


3-0 Everton.

Big Sam and fat Rafa to soak themselves in gravy and start wrestling.’

‘Nothing on earth is quite like the bigg market at about 3am on a Sunday morning.

I always half expected to spot David Attenborough with a camera man giving a running commentary of the absolute apes on the loose. It’s a place that evolution ignores.’

‘Think this will be a struggle but it’s one we can win because they’re so awful. Expecting another performance from us with the emphasis on defence, we do the basics right surely we can nick at least one down the other end.’

‘I am confident we’ll school these clowns.’

‘Really hope we turn these over.

Horrible deluded Skunks, managed by the FSW.’

‘This lot is shipping goals like Everton circa November. If we hold them to 1 or less goals, we should win this comfortably.’

‘The mistake we´ve made is trying to win away games by playing attacking football. That´s not how you dow it. Allardyce is just the type of manager who knows how though. Keep it tight and frustrate. Set piece goal just before half time.’

‘Badly average this Newcastle side, ok so we aren’t exactly great ourselves but this lot have nothing about them.’

‘I really hope we smash Benitez and the Geordies.’

‘We are getting a bit too cocky again so i expect a defeat tonight.’

‘Sam got it dead right on Sunday, but the fact that we had to play that way shows how limited we are at the moment.

Newcastle are having a horrible time and Everton should beat them, but you just can’t be that confident.

If we can play as we did against West Ham we’ll win. Not saying we were all that, but it’d be enough, I think.’

‘These lot are total garbage.

This is the ideal opportunity to lose the terrible record – Jan since last away win.

Would love to see that fat bald idiot Benetiz losing another game.’

‘Off the top of my head I cannot even name five current Newcastle players. They are awful. After a positive start to the season they’ve been woeful recently.’

‘Let’s smash them. Couple of early goals, their heads drop, crowd gets nasty, then we hit them with another two in the 84th and 88th minute respectively.’

‘Sadly sounds like they have a takeover announcement imminent. If so we’ll need to keep them quiet for the first 20.’

‘I just have this funny feeling that if we get the first goal,we will get a bag full.’

‘Isn’t it great going into a game, expecting a victory? Fat Sam is God.’


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