Welcome to the world of Mark Lawrenson, Paul Merson, and Michael Owen.

All continuing to make a living via their ‘expert’ views on Premier League football.

Last season, the drop to the Championship saw David Prutton the one to predict Newcastle United’s chances each week for Sky Sports.

It became apparent that on a regular basis he was deliberately forecasting Newcastle not to win as it got him more headlines and raised his profile, which would be a major bonus to him as nobody knew who he was.

That is not the case with Owen, Merson and Lawrenson, so what is their excuse?

You can’t help but feel that for the three of them it is at least in part, wishful thinking. A bit like Mark Lawrenson embarrassingly predicting Liverpool to not lose a single match last season, deciding on who won’t win/who you don’t want to win, must also at least subconsciously play a part.

How else can you explain that this trio have made 22 Newcastle predictions in total this season and not a singe one of those was for NUFC to win?

Predictions from Mark Lawrenson, Paul Merson, and Michael Owen, this season:

Newcastle 0 Tottenham 2 – All 3 predicted Newcastle to lose.

Huddersfield 1 Newcastle 0 – Merson & Lawrenson predicted draw, no prediction from Owen.

Newcastle 3 West Ham 0 – Merson predicted Newcastle lose, Lawrenson a draw, no prediction from Owen.

Swansea 1 Newcastle 0 – All 3 predicted Newcastle to lose.

Newcastle 2 Stoke 1 – All 3 predicted a draw.

Brighton 1 Newcastle 0 – Lawrenson predicted Newcastle to lose, Owen & Merson a draw.

Newcastle 1 Liverpool 1 – All 3 predicted Newcastle to lose.

Southampton v Newcastle – Owen predicts a draw, Lawrenson & Merson Newcastle to lose.

The final scores in the expert predictions:

Mark Lawrenson: Newcastle to win 0, draw 3, lose 5.

Michael Owen: Newcastle to win 0, draw 3, lose 3.

Paul Merson: Newcastle to win 0, draw 3, lose 5.

Overall outcome: 22 predictions – 0 wins, 9 draws, 13 defeats.

All three of them would have had Newcastle bottom of the league at this point with their predictions.

Another chance to prove them wrong today at Southampton.

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  • Kneebotherm8

    In Lawrensons world where Liverpool never lose and Newcastle never win, they’d be top 2 or 3 and we’d be 20th.
    What’s the reality? Liverpool are 8th and we are 9th.

    • Peaky Magpie

      Couple of decent strikers in January and it’s not beyond the realms that we could actually finish above Liverpool,Man City they are not.

  • steve pearce

    I have had enough of this!

    Why do you persist in printing the words of such Newcastle hating scum? You are no better than they are as you are rising to their insults and just providing them with more impetus to vent their spleen on us in the future. By ignoring them and refusing to give them a voice their very reason for living is removed and they will sink back into the obscurity from whence they came.

  • Rich

    We beat Swansea….

  • GlasgowMag

    dont encourage the halfwits to predict us to win otherwise we will be doomed lol

  • anyobrien

    I find it annoying then amusing these buffoons are paid for this lark but clearly have a agenda against us…. Long may we keep proving these clowns wrong.. Hwtls

  • toongoat

    Every single football program on TV is filled with morons repeating the same old garbage over and over again. I can’t believe anyone can actually watch them in the first place.
    Most of the live games are bad enough, but the chat/analysis is just unadulterated garbage. If you are actually being outraged by this stuff it says more about you than it does about the pundits who are lining their pockets to trot out this rubbish.