With relegation looking nailed on and the departure of Rafa Benitez looking inevitable, it would be easy for the Tottenham game to turn into a wake.
But let’s try and go down in style and try and persuade Rafa to stay at the same time, by generating a great atmosphere and singing some new songs.
I’ve quickly thought up a couple to get the ball rolling but I’m sure others can come up with some better ones. I’m sure you’ll know the tunes.
You can stick your local derbies up your arse
You can stick your local derbies up your arse
You can stick your local derbies
You can stick your local derbies
You can stick your local derbies up your arse
He’s rich
He’s fat
His shops are full of tat
Mike Ashley
Rafa please don’t go
Rafa please don’t go
Rafa please don’t go back to Merseyside
Cos we need you so
Rafa please don’t go
Don’t want Nigel Pearson
Don’t want Tony Pulis
Don’t want Timmy Sherwood
We only want Benitez
Ee-I-ee-I-ee-I-oh
Up the injury league we go
and when we’re relegated
and sun-land take the pi**
We’ve got groin strains
Pulls and hamstrings
