The Rafa-Vision Song Contest

With relegation looking nailed on and the departure of Rafa Benitez looking inevitable, it would be easy for the Tottenham game to turn into a wake.

But let’s try and go down in style and try and persuade Rafa to stay at the same time, by generating a great atmosphere and singing some new songs.

I’ve quickly thought up a couple to get the ball rolling but I’m sure others can come up with some better ones. I’m sure you’ll know the tunes.

You can stick your local derbies up your arse

You can stick your local derbies up your arse

You can stick your local derbies 

You can stick your local derbies 

You can stick your local derbies up your arse

He’s rich

He’s fat

His shops are full of tat

Mike Ashley

Mike Ashley

Rafa please don’t go

Rafa please don’t go

Rafa please don’t go back to Merseyside

Cos we need you so

Rafa please don’t go

Don’t want Nigel Pearson

Don’t want Tony Pulis

Don’t want Timmy Sherwood

We only want Benitez

Ee-I-ee-I-ee-I-oh

Up the injury league we go

and when we’re relegated

and sun-land take the pi**

We’ve got groin strains

Pulls and hamstrings

and Darryl Jaamat’s wrist

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