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Don’t laugh, it could happen…

5 years ago

As is the norm now on a Saturday night after the match has finished, I become a bad-tempered, nasty and foul-mouthed sod because Newcastle United have once again performed like spineless bums.

These performances have a marked effect on my persona and I don’t change back into the real me until I calm down on Sunday morning.

However, this weekend when I awoke on Sunday morning, I opened my Sunday Sun and on turning the back page open to read the match inquest, I could see a photo with the caption saying ‘Newcastle players react to Saints first goal’.

In the photo were several Toon players and Steven Taylor appeared to be laughing.

Well, as you can imagine this sent me back into immediate post-match mode and spoilt my Sunday.

If Taylor was laughing (and I realise newspaper photos can be misleading) he should have his testicles removed with a blunt rusty knife and forced to live in Pennywell for the rest of his life.

It is one thing to play like a pillock, as he does consistently, but to laugh about it is unforgivable and he should be jettisoned at once.

I am also amazed that  Charnley, Carr and Moncur are still with the club after the destruction job they have done to Newcastle United.

I liken them to other figures of hate such as Thatcher, Osborne, Duncan-Smith, Cameron and Steve Bruce – hopefully they will be gone soon but alas it’s all far too late.

I keep imagining this current situation is all a drink induced nightmare and when I awake one day next month I will open my Sunday Sun and read, ‘Toon Clinch Survival With Fifth Win On The Bounce’.

Don’t laugh it could happen…!!!



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