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Under Mike Ashley Newcastle United is rancid from top to bottom

6 years ago

It is fact. Our club, yes our club, is rancid from the top to bottom, from the detestable Mike Ashley, down through his detestable underlings and jobsworths.

Mike Ashley, Lee Charnley, Graham Carr, Steve McClaren, I could name many more but due to my own recent issues with the club I will refrain from naming one other jobsworth individual…

I have not even started on the spineless individuals who pull on the black and white shirt, who collect obscene amounts of cash and insult the paying public.

Over 50,000 again on Saturday, treated to the worst display seen in many a year. This was worse than anything I can remember going back to the dark old days of the late 80s… least football was still fun then.

You people are rancid to the core, you should resign en masse, sell up , walk out , basically just all go and F***right off.

At the end of last season Mike Ashley came on television and promised change, well he kept his promise ok, things changed for the worse.

At least John Carver has a passion for the club and tried to motivate, those idiots are tactically inept at best, and with being passionless it spreads a lack of desire onto the playing field.

Just what were the tactics on Saturday…a flat back 6 we started with, changing to 5 when Tiote went off, a non-existent midfield of 2, err 3 err 4, does anyone know?

And as for the powerhouse that is Moussa Sissoko, you are a pathetic individual, where is your fight and drive, passionless!

I would absolve Rob Elliott of any blame, but playing behind that lot of headless chickens must be canny sickening.

Congratulation to Jamie Vardy, well done indeed, a fine footballer full of running, and direct, when he gets the ball he heads in the right direction, our lot go sideways and backwards.

Leicester City, a team with a medium support do it right, they like Southampton are making ground up on the top 4 while we slip further into the abyss.

What do we have – the third or fourth richest owner(s) in the PL, a support base to be proud of, and for what – Jack S***, we are total crap.

The club is ran like a Shoddy Direct store, in fact that is all we are, an advert for a cheap shopping brand.

Enough is enough, I for one am really now struggling to put up with this, and for me to say this…things have to be near the end. I have a beef with the club (see HERE) due to an ongoing issue, but this anger is because of what was on the pitch, absolute total dross.

The other issue is for another day because we just want a happy successful Newcastle United, but while this shambles remains at the club it will never happen, 8 years is plenty time to turn things around, we are as far away from success than ever.

The great untapped potential that is Newcastle United will remain just that ….untapped potential.

I am really considering cancelling my direct debit, such is my anger today!

I used to be positive but this club has sucked it all out of me.

Right I am off to see the rugby today (Sunday), where I can stand with opposing fans, have a drink in my hand and see honest hard working sportsman giving it all, Newcastle United could learn a lot from a trip to Kingston Park.

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