Together with a shocking motto that only Mike Ashley could have come up with, the advertising team have killed two birds with one stone with this one.

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Showing off the horrible new home shirt and advertising the 5 Newcastle players for sale.

Once the season is over I wonder who we will have left in the squad to replace the 5?