Welcome to my Mike Ashley photo special.

I have always liked that quote about judging a man (or woman!) by the company he keeps.

In other words, if somebody is surrounded by dodgy people then…

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I found out something new this morning when preparing this idea/article, the quote actually derives from a bloke called Euripides, who was one of the greatest tragic dramatists of ancient Greece and lived 480-406 BC.

He might have been born two and a half thousand years ago but he could have written that particular quote about our very own Mike Ashley.

Enjoy my photo selection below of the ‘great’ and the ‘good’ that Mike Ashley has brought into our club….

Above you’ll see our little friend who needs no introduction, the incomparable Dennis Wise.

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The one and only JFK.

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Where are we at with that 5 year plan Mr Llambias?

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Alan Pardew – the man who quite literally would say anything.


  • dude 1

    clowns the lot of them

  • Porciestreet

    Denis Wise………….Cashley unwise…!

  • Corkyjohn

    You could’ve at least put Wise’ photo on of his lego haircut

  • JamieElliott1

    I understand the sentiment but there are three pictures of him with three people who have worked for him. Scraping the barrell and hardly surprising

  • NottsToon

    JamieElliott1 Well that’s one way of looking at it, the other way being it is pictures of satan with the horsemen of the apocalypse he brought to scorch and burn what was once Newcastle United.

  • Petri Mäkäläinen

    fat cat n rat in same pic!

  • amacdee

    Is that Wise before the wig took hold ? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B8IXMaICQAAt49s.jpg:large

  • LeazesEnder

    Corkyjohn Is that a rug or what?

  • Corkyjohn

    Gotta be…one of the most ill fitting rugs I’ve seen lol

  • terriertwo

    Three stages of dumb and dumber. Wouldn’t trust any of them.

  • PhilYare

    it reminds me of that film ‘Con air’ when Nicholas cage says “They somehow managed to get every creep and freak in the universe onto this one place. And then somehow managed to let them take it over. And then somehow managed to stick us right smack in the middle”

  • Gary Linney

    Don’t want to see their pug ugly mush’s more than I have to… no more, please!