Mark Lawrenson says that words fails him when it comes to describing Newcastle United at this minute in time.

The former United defensive coach reckons though that John Carver is simply a good coach in an ‘impossible position’.

In his BBC column, Lawrenson thinks United will end their losing run which currently stands at six, though he believes the match will end in a 1-1 draw.

Mark Lawrenson:

“Words fail me when it comes to Newcastle at the moment.

“They have lost six straight games but I really feel for their manager John Carver because he is in an impossible position.”

He’s a good coach though…:

“He is a good coach too by the way because I’ve seen him at work, he must be tearing his hair out wondering what he can do to turn things round.

“Swansea were beaten at Leicester last time out but they’ve only lost back to back Premier League games three times this season and I cannot see it happening again at St James’ Park, especially with Newcastle playing like their season has already finished.”

  • philrenner09

    Defence is as bad now as when this arse was coaching them

  • essexMag

    He spent most of his time down Quayside on the lash when he was working for Toon. He is a muppet but he might be right

  • Sean Kelly

    when it comes to his tash and his shirts on motd… words fail me also.

  • andymrshll

    TeamToon mark lawrenson failed when it came to Newcastle.

  • David Williams

    First time the bloke has ever had anything to say thats right

  • PhilYare

    hes a nob.

  • leatherheadlip

    TeamToon FD_NufcNews For someone who words fail him he`s got a hell of a lot to say, #knobhead,#BoycottSwansea ,#ASHLEYOUT .#nufc.

  • Michael Maximus Moose

    PhilYare So`s the Toon

  • Michael Maximus Moose

    Flip Flop Flip Flop

  • Jimmywayhay

    So he knows what he’s talking about then!

  • Andgeo

    Ashley out! Carver hang your head in shame! Lawrenson……[email protected]@k OFF!!

  • ilullissat

    Get John Hall and Shepherd to apologise for selling out to a moron

  • Tony Pearson

    He was on a flight I got back home from Heathrow one Friday night and he was wearing little pink shorts. I mean …. Give ower man!!!!

  • John D. Lewis

    Thank God for that. The sooner the owld misery guts shuts the eff up, the better football telly will be.

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  • Toon Magpie

    Double FACEPALM.