The mystery of Facundo Ferreyra has been solved, after the biggest manhunt in British history he has been found, still at St. James’ Park…

Probably the worst loan signing in history, the Argentinian striker has bizarrely never played a single minute of first team football for Newcastle in his six months at the club.

facundo ferreyraIt was assumed by most Newcastle fans that he’d moved on this month but John Carver has apparently found him hiding in a broom cupboard.

Alan Pardew had repeatedly refused to discuss the situation surrounding Facundo Ferreyra but the new Newcastle Head Coach has updated us all on the loan striker’s position.

Carver says he is injured(!) with a bad back and is getting treatment (try running around rather than sitting for too long) for it at Newcastle.

Pardew’s former assistant also says that it is a new start for all players including Ferreyra, in fact the striker is almost like a new signing…

John Carver;

“I sat everybody on Tuesday morning and said everybody has a clean slate.

“He (Ferreyra) is injured at the moment, he has had a problem with his back. He is here for treatment.”

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  • DZA187

    A great discovery by Graham Carr here by finding the new michael owen to sit at home on full pay!!

  • Paul Patterson

    Just terminate the loan for heavens sake . .

  • Phildene

    And Collo recommended him! He’s as bad judge of player as he his captain (and now player). Still, the ‘board’ didn’t have to listen did they. It also seems this player has used our club simply to get out of his own country as a war going on. Whilst the fact it’s bad living in a war area, he’s still got a bloody nerve using our club like that!

  • indio

    Phildene Argentina is at war? Fact is, he’s a very good striker that hasn’t got a chance to play a single minute of a game for Newcastle (how’s that using a club?).  But you should know, that the 5 games he sat on the bench as a sub for “your club”, they won all 5 games. Heck, seems like he’s a good luck charm for you.