Have a look into my slow and one dimensional black and white crystal ball
Romany Richard here, I have dusted off the old crystal ball and decided to ask it some questions.
It’s a bit of a slow one dimensional black and white one, remind you of any one?
Will Obertan score again this year? YES.
Will Mike Ashley sell the club this year? NO.
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Are we in a relegation battle? YES.
Will we bring in three new players in January? YES.
So looking at what the old ball said, my conclusions are as follows.
Mike Ashley will not sack Pardew, it will cost too much money and is there really anyone who would work in that environment that would be more capable than Pardew. I can’t think of one good manager.
Will Ashley sell the club? No need, no buyer, not until it suits his purpose.
The Pardew out campaign is now counter-productive, he’s not going anywhere soon.
We are in deep s*** and will spend in the January window, three players I would guess, This will probably see us safe, just.
Oh and yes, Obertan will score again this season.
So I guess all we can do is pray, get behind the lads every game, be the twelfth man, and be positive.
It’s only for life after all.
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