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Luis Suarez 4 Month Ban – Next Stop Newcastle!

10 years ago

While many of us hoped Luis Suarez would get what has been coming to him for a long time, the punishment meted out to him by the authorities is about as good as we could have hoped for.

The disgusting third (that we know of) biting incident on Italy’s Georgie Chiellini has been punished with Suarez missing the rest of the World Cup, as part of a nine match international ban.

On top of that, the Liverpool striker has been banned from ALL football for months, including Champions League, League Cup and of course, Premier League.

Though just our luck,[intlink id=”191″ type=”page”] the fixtures [/intlink]mean the goofy savage will return for his comeback match against Newcastle at St.James’ Park, currently scheduled for 3pm on Saturday 1 November.

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However, I have a sneaking feeling that could just be moved for TV…

Since the incident we’ve had to listen to equally disgusting Uruguay and Liverpool apologists (including the unbelievable official [intlink id=”44234″ type=”post”]Liverpool FC website match report[/intlink] which failed to even mention the biting incident!), with outrageous claims that include; no bite took place, the teeth marks were from the Italian defender’s kids, everybody has an unfair agenda with Suarez/Liverpool/Uruguay, and so on.

You would hope with something as despicable as this that fans would just hold their hands up and accept when one of their players has just done something so disgusting.

Paul Dummett will be wondering who will get the death threats this time.


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