Pardew Uses Stoke Match To Announce New TV Role
In a stunning move, Alan Pardew used today’s Stoke v Newcastle match to announce a new TV role.
Pardew is expected to be released from Newcastle United by Mike Ashley once he has served his (and our) eight year sentence/contract.
Gagged by Ashley, the Newcastle manager was forced to use his (last two remaining) friends to cleverly announce his new television part via clever product placement in the crowd.
Luckily the moment was captured on camera but Kermit and Miss Piggy refused to comment, though privately they revealed their reservations about appointing such a ridiculous character to the previously respected Muppet Show.
Special Offer – To celebrate the new and final issue of The Mag we are offering FREE UK postage on this last issue, click HERE and you can order this final (collectors!) issue for only the £3 cover price.
If you would like to feature on The Mag, submit your article to [email protected]