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Get Pardew Out

8 years ago

In all of my 47 years supporting NUFC I have never been so fed up and sick of the crap played out by my supposed team.

This week we have had to endure that clown of a manager telling us all how the opposition are favourites to win and then he goes and makes sure they do.

I hoped this moron could turn the corner this season but he has as much managerial ability as my pet guinea pigs. We lurch from one player sale to another, from one moronic owner decision to another.

You know I could actually make money out of this lot, they are that bad.

Last week (Southampton) I told my kids it would be 4-0. I told them Everton would beat us 3-0 and today I predicted 4-0 too. If only I had put some money on.

Apparently there is nothing to play for. Well the other day I was driving my son to his academy training session and as we looked down on the city (in the Midlands) as we approached I said “you are playing for all of those people” and he said “yes I know and I’m going to try really hard today”. He’s 8, so maybe he isn’t the greedy waste of space that our players are. Anyway I digress. Pardew – here is how you will be remembered

Liverpool 0-6

mackems 0-3

mackems 0-3

Spurs 0-4

Man U 0-4

Those are results that won’t go away. God help us when we play Liverpool last game. If they need something we will get destroyed. If they can’t win the league and are relaxed they will destroy us. It could be double figures. It really could. So get out Pardew. Get out and let somebody in who will demand and go mental if they don’t get 100% from those greedy clowns in black and white.

At the moment, supporting this lot fills me with as much pride and pleasure as going to a posh restaurant in a suit made of dog sh**. If he doesn’t go we are looking at the following:

Stoke 5-0

Swansea 0-3

Arsenal 6-0

Cardiff 1-1

Liverpool 8-0

What will it take to get rid of that idiot?

What will it take?

I haven’t even mentioned our esteemed owner. There’s no point while the money keeps rolling in.


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