Sauces Reveal Cabaye PSG Move Regrets
We can exclusively reveal that according to our sauces, the Yohan Cabaye PSG move has turned sour very quickly.
The ex-Newcastle playmaker is believed to (not) have told friends that he has made a massive mistake in joining the French Title Favourites/Cup Finalists/Champions League quarter final certainties.
As he smoked a big fat cigar and sipped vintage Champagne after last night scoring a cracking first goal for PSG as they demolished Bayer Leverkusen 4-0 away in the Champions League, Cabaye revealed how much he is (not) missing the lack of ambition at Newcastle United.
The Frenchman wiped away tears (of laughter) as he admitted what a struggle it is coping with the cup demands at PSG, Cabaye struggling to come to terms with the stresses of reaching the French League Cup final and now the last eight of the Champions League, in only three short weeks at his new club.
It is (not) believed Cabaye poured his heart out in a phone call to his best mate Debuchy, lamenting the fact that he no longer has a few days off whenever the next round of the cups come round.
Since his arrival in Paris, Yohan has helped PSG go five points clear at the top of Ligue 1 with a seven points return in three matches.
However, once again when (not) talking to Debuchy, Cabaye (didn’t) make clear how much he still hankered after life on Tyneside where he misses the more relaxed attitude of your club knocking off for the season after reaching League survival. The mood at NUFC filtering down from owner Mike Ashley, where with any remaining confidence shattered after no squad investment, the remaining players have simply lay down and got hammered by the mackems, Chelsea and Spurs, with a goals total of 0-10.
As Yohan last night celebrated post-match with Thiago Silva, Cavani and Ibrahimovic, the French midfielder (didn’t) state how much he was missing developing his game alongside quality players such as Obertan, Anita and the Ameobis.
Have a look at Cabaye’s cracking Champions League goal below to sum up just how much he’s wishing he was sharing our misery still.
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