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Concerns For Pardew After Suffering Serious Memory Loss

8 years ago

Fears are growing for Alan Pardew as on top of all his recent problems at Newcastle United, a serious case of memory loss can now be added to his troubles.

When interviewed by Rob Scanlon, Yoan Gouffran has revealed that after the Spurs match, Alan Pardew said that it was ‘…the first time in his career that he’d seen a team play so poorly together.”

Newcastle of course were stuffed 4-0 by Spurs and were absolutely feeble on the night.

However, there are now major worries about the Newcastle manager’s short-term memory as only eleven days before that match against Tottenham, there was an even more clueless and embarrassing performance against our near neighbours and relegation favourites, Sunderland.

For this shocker to fade from Alan Pardew’s memory after only eleven days has left many supporters concerned as to the Newcastle manager’s state of mind.

One theory is that spending more than two minutes in Joe Kinnear’s company is enough to do anybody’s head in, and many fans now believe that after this concerning episode, Alan Pardew should be closely monitored.


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